Position: what sort of players do you want where?

I've seen some conflicting comments on this in these forums on this. Where at the table do you ideally want the maniacs, the loose passive players, the tight aggressive players, etc? It seems like every statement I've seen about this here says you want everyone to your right, which of course is not possible.

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Predictable players -- usually loose passive -- on your right. I'm ok with loose aggressive players being on my right too, but you need to know how to exploit these sorts of players and need to be ok being in uncomfortable situations.

On your left: tight players. TAGs are ok; I also like having tight-passive players there. Just tight players on my left in general though. Let me have the Button at least 3 times per orbit. Yay!

Rob