How many forum posters does it take to change a lightbulb? (humor)

[Luv2DriveTT]

In light of the new forum FAQ (thanks Bison!) I thought I'd throw some humor at the forum, and the sillyness that occurs here sometimes.

How many 2+2 Small Stakes Hold'em forum posters does it take to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about
changing light bulbs
53 to flame the spell checkers
41 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ...
another 6 to condemn those 6 as Pedantic
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim *they* were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
156 to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation of their "acceptable use policy"
109 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
203 to demand that cross posting to B&M forum, micro-limits forum, and HUSH forum about changing light bulbs be stopped
111 to defend the posting to this group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum
306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
27 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
14 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this forum
33 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
12 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy (Actually this sounds like the ITH book club, perhaps I should post it there instead?)
19 to quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three"
4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ
44 to ask what is a "FAQ"
12 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
143 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again....


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[private joker]

You forgot to include the argument between the guy who says you should have raised the lamp's base higher before the bulb went out, and the guy who says to wait for the turn to change the bulb.

(And the guy whose read is that the bulb is a loose-Sylvania/aggressive-GE)

[helpmeout]

takes 10

1 to change it (bison)
and 9 to tell him how great he is

[Luv2DriveTT]

[ QUOTE ]
takes 10

1 to change it (bison)
and 9 to tell him how great he is

[/ QUOTE ]

LOL.... I guess I am now one of the bumpers...

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[EliteNinja]

1) bison rawks

[HajiShirazu]

I think your post has some sample size problems. You need at least 30k examples to have any idea of long-term expectation.

[stinkypete]

what about the 262 needed to ask "do you see why?"