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BisonBison please Review your hand history EZ for to read |
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LOL - posted this in another thread today b4 stumbling upon this one, but I guess is makes more sense here (particularly since someone had like 12 syllables in the second line of one of these....)
Take five syllables Next add a line of seven Five more makes haiku. and, while I'm at it... Limping pokcet pairs EP in the fifty-fives Is overrated. -Coldest Call who started doing this haiku thing as an attention getting ploy after a number of serious posts were roundly ignored... and, what the heck, while I'm here.... Tight till level four Then start pushing your chips in What an easy game. When I am first in, The other guy isn't sure That I have nothing. and The pain increases Another big hand busted I should drink more beer. |
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Clarkmeister:
Never fold headsup Especially with a pair Often one pair wins |
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Pocket kings: reraise!
Respect my authority! Oh... you have aces. |
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can I get rakeback?
I want to cheat poker sites. Oh why am i banned I have a great plan to beat roulette, just bet red over and over. |
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Some more, from RGP, courtesy of Google:
slamster: the Way of Poker is simply to play the game not to win or lose the cards do not care What happens: flop, turn, river push the chips. next hand gmr: ace and king of spades fantastic, I flopped two pair! oh no! running flush! Eleaticus: me pocket-rockets and small blind 5-2 offsuit the poker gods chuckle Saint Cad: aces in the hand sitting at a tight table only buys the blinds DP75089: my kings are beaten it cannot be my playing on-line poker cheats Perry Friedman: Omaha hi/lo Unfuckingbelievable I'm rivered again Doctor K: Pocket Aces. Cracked. He flopped a straight with deuce-five. Nice hand, sir. Well played. Terrence Chan: Discipline like monk Skillful with game selection Adequate bankroll Dan Kimberg: It takes more to play poker than I can express in twenty-five words Karlon West: The fish want to call The fish do not want to fold Make them call, get rich Mr. Bob: a haiku on poker more precise term is needed i suggest poku anonymous: money you don't lose matters more in the long run than money you win good holdem players must remain aggressive. oops, ran into aces |
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