Rap Snacks

[ThaSaltCracka]

I was once again happy to see during my trip to 7-11 that they still sell these things. Not that I have ever bought one, they just amuse me greatly. For those of you who have never seen them, you really must, but here is a brief description. There are several varities of flavors, and each variety features a horribly drawn picture of a rapper or a group. Such as Master P, Dirt McGirt, Lil' Romeo, Youngbloodz, and Dirty. Also, these chips come in some strange flavors, such as Xtra spicy riblets. However, the best part is that each bag comes with a motivational message such as:
"Earn your degree"
"Start a business"
"knowledge is power"
" Pimp Education"
" Get Crunk "

Yup, those are what the say. So I think what I really like about these snacks is that they expose America's children to the delightful world of Southern Crunk music and poor eating habits, all wrapped up in a motivational message. God's work my friends.