Would You Rather...?

man · #1 12-24-2005, 01:53 AM

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oak

would you rather be a known child sex offender or get [censored] by a goat?

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I'd rather get raped by a goat than rape little kids.

would you rather circumcize yourself or saw off a random person's finger?

diebitter · #2 12-24-2005, 01:54 AM

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would you rather circumcize yourself or saw off a random person's finger?

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finger.

Would you rather live in the ascendancy of a civilisation, or the decline of a civilisation?

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!! · #3 12-24-2005, 02:01 AM

decline

would you rather eat a living human's arm or have 2 of your fingers eaten?

man · #4 12-24-2005, 02:02 AM

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decline

would you rather eat a living human's arm or have 2 of your fingers eaten?

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two fingers eaten.

get drafted or spend ten years in prison?

diebitter · #5 12-24-2005, 02:06 AM

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get drafted or spend ten years in prison?

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Drafted

Would you rather be 'Ace'

or 'Cat'?

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!! · #6 12-24-2005, 02:11 AM

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get drafted or spend ten years in prison?

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Drafted

Would you rather be 'Ace'

or 'Cat'?

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who woulndt pick ace?

diebitter · #7 12-24-2005, 02:21 AM

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who woulndt pick ace?

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Okay, here's a closer one:

Would you rather be Rimmer

or Duane Dibley, Duke of Dork?

guns4show · #8 12-24-2005, 02:08 AM

ACE

Would you rather be an Arizona Cardinals fan or a Tampa Bay Devil Rays fan?

Duke · #9 12-24-2005, 06:37 PM

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I'd rather get raped by a goat than rape little kids.

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Good job not making the than/then mistake, but it would have been funnier if you did.

~D