Whats the most stupid thing you have ever done while drunk?

[johnnybeef]

im still thinking, ill post it when i get it narrowed down.

[PokerFink]

Easy. Unprotected sex.

[johnnybeef]

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Easy. Unprotected sex.

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while stupid, i think this is pretty uninteresting as almost every one has done it

[wacki]

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Easy. Unprotected sex.

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So hard to resist making a joke right now......

[thatpfunk]

Passing out during sex.

Starting a fight outnumbered 4 to 17.

Depends on my mood.

[Brainwalter]

Drive.

[goofball]

drive but that's not a funny one.


So there are these bushes behind the dorms where I lived. I had gone out to a party with some friends and returned home. At this point I remembered I left my keys in my friends place (note that it doesn't really matter since I'm already home, but i'm drunk and at this point it's crucial that i retrieve them).

So the bushes. They were behind my dorn and between me and my friends place (only aobut a 2 minute walk) and while it would have added 30seconds to my walk to just walk around them like I always do, I though tthe bushes looked bouncy and didn't want to be bothered.

So I dove, headlong into the bushes fully expecting to bounce off them and land on my feet on the other side.

I crashed through the bushes to the dirt, bruised a rib, scratched up the hell out of myself (they were somewhat prickly) and lost a shoe.

I have many other stories but I believe this is the best one.

[The Stranger]

whatever it is, I probably don't remember it.

From what I can recall its a tie between these two:

a) Being a smart-ass while a LA County Sheriff's Deputy is patting me down
b) Taking a nap around midnight underneath a car in downtown Oakland

[Mangatang]

I once thought I could stop a hand-held blender by holding the blade really tight while I turned it on.

It turns out I couldn't.

[shant]

This isn't the dumbest, but it's more interesting than driving or puking on someone.

Living in SF in college we lived in an apartment on the 6th floor on Sutter. We had some people over and we were all drinking. We decided that we'd throw this huge watermelon our friend had brought over out the window into the street. I decided it'd be great to photograph from the street level.

I went downstairs to get ready to shoot it, and make sure there weren't any people or cars coming that we'd hit. My roomate who was going to throw yelled to me "You ready?" and I said "No" which he maybe thought was "Go" and he launches it. My camera wasn't even on yet.

Anyway, he throws it almost directly towards me, and we lived across the street from a hotel, so now a couple is pulling up to the valet. This is why I told him "no" earlier. They're getting out as the melon is flying down.

The melon hits the floor and I never realized how much juice is inside these things. The guy's girlfriend is already almost fully out of the car, and he's talking to the valet. The splash from the juice hits him, hits me, and then in a really wierd moment, sort of flows in a big wave towards the curb, hits the curb, and splashes back and upward all over the guy's girl and his car.

So now everyone upstairs in our apartment is laughing loudly and I'm standing next to a very angry guy covered in watermelon juice and holding a camera.

I said something like "Whoa, what the [censored] was that?" in my worst surprised acting voice and walked back to my apartment. I guess the guy followed me in and complained to our doorman. After about 5 minutes back in my apartment we figured we shouldn't be there, and we left out a side entrance, and saw cops showing up. Nothing happened though because the doorman was very cool with me and we got back from the bar and there were no problems.