I have an Idea for a Movie

KaneKungFu123 · #1 11-09-2005, 07:22 AM

Its about a college football player who is a Field Kicker who is really courageous and walks on to a Pro NFl team and gets a job as the practice squad kicker because his best friend is the starting kicker.

THEN, GET THIS PLOT TWIST his friend gets hurt and so does the 2nd kicker, leaving him as the only Field Goal Kicker LEFT!!!!

The team is 3 games away from the PLAYOFFS!!

He struggles and they lose the next 2 games. Its the LAST GAME OF THE SEASON.

NOW ITS THE FOURTH QUARTER AND ITS DO OR DIE... He has a field goal that if he makes it they go to Playoffs!!

AND HE KICKS IT:

AND MAKES IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then a Cheerleader kisses him right as his GF walks into the room.

OMFG, This Cheerleader bitched cost him his soul mate.

Wait, now they patch things up....

NOW ITS THE SUPER BOWL

OMG the evil villian from the other team jumps on his leg and it shatters... They dont have anymore kickers and its the last seconds of the game.... TIME OUT...

His brother comes down from the stands:

"DUDE, YOUVE GOT ALL THE TALANT IN THE WORLD!! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO START USING IT?? I WISH I COULD KICK LIKE YOU!! THEN I WOULDNT WORK FOR UPS!!! THE WHOLE CITY IS RELYING ON YOU... JUST GO OUT THERE AND HAVE FUN.. I BELIEVE IN YOU... REMEMBER WHEN MOM DIED AND I SAID ID TAKE CARE OF YOU??? DO THIS FOR MOM!!!

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KICK

ITS GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!$@!^@#&#@&&&& &&&&&&&&#$&$%^ #$%$#%$# $%$#^$^$#^$^#@$^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$!%%% %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

OMG Im going to be famous.

#2 11-09-2005, 07:25 AM

sadly enough, you have just described the plot line for every single one of those kids movies they made while we were growing up (heavyweights, angels in the outfield, any disney movie, ets.) it got kinda hard to watch em when you knew what was gonna happen, even as a kid.

haha, they kinda [censored] you up too: I was in the last game of my bball season in middle school, we were down by one, I was gonna get the ball, my mom gives me this speech... I KNEW it was gonna go in...

no. I blew the game.

I ruined christmas.

KaneKungFu123 · #3 11-09-2005, 07:28 AM

Nah, Im pretty sure this is an original manuscript.

#4 11-09-2005, 07:32 AM

aw man, thats what I meant to say.

I smell oscar!

next question... who stars?

thatpfunk · #5 11-09-2005, 07:34 AM

damn, i guess they got the good sh!t in thailand.

diebitter · #6 11-09-2005, 07:35 AM

I think he should miss at the end.

KaneKungFu123 · #7 11-09-2005, 07:37 AM

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aw man, thats what I meant to say.

I smell oscar!

next question... who stars?

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I think Im going to take a Spanish/Black Suburban Gangsta-HipHop line with this flick.

LLCoolJ as the older brother
bill romanoski as evil villian
beyonce as girl friend
big booty black chick as slutty cheerleader

then i am going to do what tarantino did for john travolta in pulp fiction with the actor formally known as ERKEL, our hero.

#8 11-09-2005, 07:38 AM

I think the two chicks and him should have a threeway, and when he finishes up, he should shout, ITS GOOOOOOOOD!

and they can all have a naked laugh to end the movie.

thoughts?

Yeti · #9 11-09-2005, 07:41 AM

This seems like a sure-fire hit. If possible, could you please delete this post?

I'd like to buy the rights before Klepton steals it and uses it himself!

diebitter · #10 11-09-2005, 07:46 AM

I think you should cast from OOT.

I want to be the grease monkey for the Swedish Bikini Team (aww come on, someone of your talent, Kane, could work that in)