The Official OOT Novel

garyjacosta · #1 09-15-2005, 03:14 AM

Ace Jackson woke suddenly. Something in the air around him felt wrong. His pulse raced as he sat up in bed and lit a cigarette.
Slowly the room came into focus.

(Your turn)

WackityWhiz · #2 09-15-2005, 03:17 AM

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Ace Jackson woke suddenly. Something in the air around him felt wrong. His pulse raced as he sat up in bed and lit a cigarette.
Slowly the room came into focus.

(Your turn)

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and Ace saw the most terrifying thing ever... a faulty gas line. His cigarette ignited the swarming ball of gas that hovered around him like BO on a wrestler. Joe is dead, but his spirit lives on...

Dynasty · #3 09-15-2005, 03:24 AM

Thankfully, he had created several horcuxes to keep his soul rooted to the Earth rather than pass to the afterlife. He had learned this advanced piece of dark magic from an old friend at school. The Earth-rooted sould of Ace decided to hide in a forest in Oregon hoping for some unfortunate sould to come across him.

garyjacosta · #4 09-15-2005, 03:41 AM

Ace got what he had hoped for.
The Oregon woods were a favorite spot of bored teenagers looking to smoke pot and fornicate after school. Chosing a host to recieve his immortal soul was going to be pure ecstacy for Ace.

Ace saw his target....

Colonel Kataffy · #5 09-15-2005, 03:49 AM

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Ace saw his target....

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...and she was freakin' fabulous

#6 09-15-2005, 04:00 AM

Thus he entered her. It was as if he was pounded in by the dark magix - like the gentle rain pounding a storm-battered coast, and like a hammer pounding a nail.

sfer · #7 09-15-2005, 09:20 AM

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Ace Jackson woke suddenly. Something in the air around him felt wrong. His pulse raced as he sat up in bed and lit a cigarette.
Slowly the room came into focus.

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Pffffffft. Ahh, much better. The familiar scent of his morning gas made everything seem right.

garyjacosta · #8 09-16-2005, 04:15 AM

Without warning, the cherry turned blindingly bright. Ace felt a searing pain across his chest.

After what seemed like hours, the pain subsided, but the light remained, somehow intensifying.

"Is this the end?" wondered Ace.

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!! · #9 09-16-2005, 04:22 AM

Meanwhile at old man Quimby's mansion...

Vavavoom · #10 09-16-2005, 05:15 AM

Landon was standing in the bathroom gargling some mouthwash. Standing there with a bemused look upon his face, Not only, had Jo, the girl he had met via a chatroom been the most energetic in the bed, she had taught him things he never imagined possible. However, as he spat out for the fourth time, and turned the taps on. He thought to himself "Thats the last time I kiss a girl after a BJ".

He glanced out of the bathroom window, which overlooked the huge grounds. However, he couldn't help noticing the black BMW which was parked up at the end of the gravel drive ,and looked very out of place.....