wording when asking girl out

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and when did i start typing incoherant, grammatically incorrect sentences like forrest gump

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um yeah, I really could not understand the premis of that other post you just made.

[JihadOnTheRiver]

Whatever you decide, make sure that when you ask her you're sporting your mangina in all of its glory. If a girl doesn't like the mangina, shes not worth the piss in Popinjay's Sobe bottle.

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The best option of you obviously arent thing of jumping off a tall buildings is to just be straight ballsy and be confident and give her a smirk and the i dont give a damn wether you wanna shine my knob or not!

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What I meant to say was.... The best option if you obviously arent the type to jump off a tall building, is to be just be straight up confident give her a smirk (unless you got bad teeth)and see what she says with the premise that you don't give a damn whether either way

THANKS!

I get it now, hha.

but what if you're the type to jump off small buildings? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[SackUp]

I don't know if you know who I am, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I have lots of leather bound books.

I want to be on you.

Wait wait

I want to be on you

I want to be on you.

[scotty34]

I am dissapointed that there is not a single RX8 joke so far.

But...does your apartment smell of rich mahogany

My God, what is that smell? Oh!

That's the smell of desire my lady.

God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food! Oh, excuse me.

You know, desire smells like that to some people

What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

Smells like Bigfoot's dick!

I would casually toss out there the question of "so..what you doing this evening" (without sounding homer sexual) and if she says nothing then just flippin ask..gosh! and if she says shes got plans then see if its something you can weasle your way into...if you are entirely not sure if shes "diggin on you" set up a group thing (not porn fith monger) that way its much more comfortable, and if things go well (she actually hangs with you and maybe touches you funny) during this thing then push the one on one

[PoBoy321]

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Wu-Wu-Wunna ggggo for a little bu-bu-boat ride? On my-my-my boat? Wu-Wu-With me?

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Haha, I actually LOLed at this.

[Rooster71]

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when you ask a girl out, are you real simple like "wanna go do something this weekend?" or do you have more of a plan like "I have tickets to (whatever) this Friday night - do you want to go?"

what style works best?

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Tell her that you just scored some really good drugs and then suggest that she accompany you to the hourly motel. Confidence is a must.