links to amusing sites

[jb9]

Donate links to funny websites here.

I'm drunk and all the bookmarks in my "humor" category are ones I've been to too many times to still be amused by unless I drink more gin than is good for me on a work night.

Please post some amusing sites for me to visit.

Here is one that has been around for a while but any of you with a "platonic friend" need to visit it if you haven't already:

joelogon

And here is one for those of you who find Cliff Notes too long and dull:

Book-A-Minute

[jb9]

OOT, your indifference to my plight has saddened me.

And it has made baby Jesus cry.

And, lo, the caterwauling of the babe awoke a large cantankerous toad which did smite the babe with its tongue, causing a rash and worrying the child’s mother so severely that her endless laments did drive the child’s stepfather to drink prodigiously making him ruin the wardrobe he was making for the wealthy sheep herder resulting in impoverishment for the young family leading to malnourishment and the eventual wasting away and early demise of the infant.

Plus, it forced me to play drunken p*k3r to pass the time.

Damn you. Damn you all. You are nothing but...

“A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats, a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, action-taking, whoreson glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch, one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.”

[kyro]

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OOT, your indifference to my plight has saddened me.

And it has made baby Jesus cry.

And, lo, the caterwauling of the babe awoke a large cantankerous toad which did smite the babe with its tongue, causing a rash and worrying the child’s mother so severely that her endless laments did drive the child’s stepfather to drink prodigiously making him ruin the wardrobe he was making for the wealthy sheep herder resulting in impoverishment for the young family leading to malnourishment and the eventual wasting away and early demise of the infant.

Plus, it forced me to play drunken p*k3r to pass the time.

Damn you. Damn you all. You are nothing but...

“A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats, a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, action-taking, whoreson glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch, one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.”

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Suggestions on your new name?

[Fratony]

Funny videos and naked women:
NSFW

Great/very true relationship theory (funny too):
Ladder Theory

[Escape]

www.b0g.org -- worth seeing daily.

[OtisTheMarsupial]

Here you go.
Funny in a sick way:
http://www.duggarfamily.com/