Recommend some Stand-up comedy CD's

Because he died so it got trendy to like him real quick. Here are some Hedburg "jokes":

I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow [censored].

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load [censored] into a truck.

I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.

I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide."

I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.

I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language.

[swede123]

Because he is?

Swede

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Check out Brian Regan

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haha i love his "going to the gym" skit. [censored] classic. his peanut butter and jelly in a squueze bottle is funny as hell too. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

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lmao this guy is great.

"sir, can you please get out of the painter's scaffolding"

[CrazyEyez]

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Because he died so it got trendy to like him real quick. Here are some Hedburg "jokes":

I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow [censored].

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load [censored] into a truck.

I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.

I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide."

I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.

I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language.

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It's all in the delivery. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
And I thought he was funny long before he died.

[imported_The Vibesman]

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Because he died so it got trendy to like him real quick. Here are some Hedburg "jokes":

I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow [censored].

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load [censored] into a truck.

I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others.

I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.

I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide."

I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap.

I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language.

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It's all in the delivery. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]
And I thought he was funny long before he died.

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I was cracking up reading these to myself. That's good stuff. Some people don't like one-liners.

I also thought he was funny long before he died. Jesus, he just died a few months ago, didn't he? I always thought of him as the West Coast's Steven Wright.

[bwana devil]

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Denis f'ing Leary's "No Cure for Cancer" is pretty f'ing funny. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

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if you like this album, he stole most of his material from the late bill hicks.

bill hicks is not for everyone but i love his stuff. he does left wing political rantings, shocking sex comments and drug bits. his bits still sound fresh today when he rants about bush and iraq. bill hicks died from cancer in 1993 at the age of 32.

after hicks died the joke was, did you hear that dennis leary's career finally took off? yeah, because there's no cure for cancer.

bwana

[loose passive]

[gumpzilla]

Beat me to it. It's Not Funny is a [censored] awesome album.

[ChipWrecked]

I will forever be obliged to the guy who loaned me his 'Mr. Show' tapes way back when.

"It's insaaaaaaane, this guy's taint!"

[Larimani]

Raw
& Delirious
by Eddie Murphy


edit: that's vhs or dvd