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09-10-2005, 12:55 AM
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Re: Recommend some Stand-up comedy CD\'s
Was it Hicks or Leary who did the bit about how he hated non-smokers, especially the ones who would do the little fake cough, "Ahem. Ahem".
"Damn, that's a pretty bad cough you got there, you better quit smoking." Cracks me up, even though I can't remember which of them said it. 
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09-10-2005, 01:15 AM
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Re: Recommend some Stand-up comedy CD\'s
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Because he died so it got trendy to like him real quick. Here are some Hedburg "jokes": I got an ant farm. Them fellas didn't grow [censored]. I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long. Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load [censored] into a truck. I got my hair highlighted, because I felt some strands were more important than others. I had a stick of Carefree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality. I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Boy, you really like Tide." I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because I tried to walk out, and had to slam the flap. I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language. [/ QUOTE ] I liked him years before you guys even knew who the [censored] he was.
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