When a woman says...

[Soh]

When a woman says yes, that means maybe.
When a woman says maybe, that means no.
When a woman says no while laughing, that means yes.

Any thoughts?

Soh

[trying2learn]

funny - and probably often true on all counts.

[RicktheRuler]

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When a woman says yes, that means maybe.
When a woman says maybe, that means no.
When a woman says no while laughing, that means yes.

Any thoughts?

Soh

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Yes, I have thoughts.

[Mercsgrl]

and who told you our secrets?

[stankybank]

When a woman says '5 minutes', that means '15-30 minutes'.

When a woman says 'do I look fat?', that means answer no.

When you ask a woman if she's hungry and she says 'a little bit', that means 'yes, I'm starving'.

[bisonbison]

You're an idiot.

[Blackjack]

1). I'm not looking for a relationship right now.
.

WHAT IT MEANS : I do want to have a relationship but not with you.So do not even bother trying to hit on me because a relationship between us is never going to happen.

2). I think of you as a brother/You remind me of my kid brother.

Sex with you would be like incest.

3). I do not think of you in "that" way.

My God you're ugly....get away from me or else I'll get a restraining order.

4). I enjoy being single.

I'd rather die as a spinster than go out with you.

5). I need more space/closure.

I have just realized what a dick you are.

6). Let's just be friends

You'll never see me naked!

7). We need to talk.

I need an emotional tampon right now.

8). I'm not that kind of a girl.

Keep trying.

9). We need....

I need.

10). Do you think I'm fat?

Tell me how hot I look.

11). Sure thing....I don't mind paying for myself.

Cheapo.

12). Honesty is very important for me.

Tell me what I want to hear.

13). I'm focusing on my career right now.

My studies maybe be boring but it sure beats hanging out with you.

14). No.

No.

15). Maybe.

No.

16). We have an off and on relationship.

I kept him around until someone BETTER showed up.

17). No.

Yes.


Taking from some website.

[bisonbison]

Yep. The internet is full of stupid crap.

[Eurotrash]

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Yep. The internet is full of stupid crap.

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since this thread doesnt seem to be going well, I'll just hijack it to ask you the question...

is that a Detroit Tigers hat you're wearing?? In my picture of you I drew the Detroit logo, but in somebody else's interpretation they made it a "B"...

[Yeti]

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When a woman says yes, that means maybe.
When a woman says maybe, that means no.
When a woman says no while laughing, that means yes.

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Spot on.