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[gorie]

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I would buy gorie a sense of humor. And a personal trainer.

ETA: I'm with you on the monkey butler idea.

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it sounds to me like you are the one lacking the sense of humor.
and that's not the only thing you're lacking w/ that comment about the personal trainer. but thanks for thinking of me!

[Luv2DriveTT]

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They'd have to sing primarily in Mexican.

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ignorance is bliss?

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They'd have to sing primarily in Mexican.

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ignorance is bliss?

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Obviously I know it's Spanish TT... I speak it fluently enough to order a burrito at taco bell.

Quiero un taco grande por favor con una limonada!

Oh.. I'd also have servants attached to electrical puppet strings so I could make them dance like actually puppets.

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Quiero un taco grande por favor con una limonada!

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No comprendo.
You didn't put the upside down exclamation point at the beginning of the sentence.

Duh.

[danzasmack]

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Duh.

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Clearly.

Also I'd start my own company. It would have my office and another, as well as a kitchen and a janitor, who would be that guy from royal tennenbaums. I would have a huge file cabinet and get emails every 10 minutes telling me "things are going nuts, we don't know the following:" with a list of [censored] going wrong. I'd open my door and run out to the other office where the 3 guys from the nextel commercial would be and i would live out that commercial.

Also I would buy them lunch every day and over lunch tell them "you guys crack me up"

Then, once i got bored of them I'd kill them and use my big stack of hamiltons to pay off all those invovled.

And finally, I'd become batman.

I think I win.

[Stuey]

buy all the PT-141 I could get.

[shant]

I would pay whatever it would take to move the entire operation that tapes the Maury Show into my living room.

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