Hilariously poorly played hand against duck. 5/5 live

[Chaostracize]

I forgot about this one. It's pretty horrific.

I think there's one limper, duck raises to 30 which means she has a hand that she likes which could pretty be anything from a 5 gapper to something double-suited.

So I look down and see AKo.

Thought process: "Oh my God, this hand is so good. This has Vanessa's range crushed. I gotta raise, I gotta do it! I gotta raise."

Words that came out of my mouth: "Raise. 75."

Edit: I have 2k behind, duck covers, because it's a good idea to cover the fish.

Right. 75. Whatever. No one hated me more than me at that precise moment in time.

So, action's back to her and she calls. Which means, once again, she has something she kind of might like.

Flop: Q [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].

She checks, I bet 125, duck thinks and says out loud "You have ace king, maybe spades, I call."

Turn is some off suit rag.

Check, check.

Duck: "Oh, ok, so it wasn't spades, but you definitely have AK."

River is a 7, no spade.

She leads for 200, into the pot of 410. I'm clearly pleased with the way I played the hand and folded happily.

There's no way I can skew this one, is there duck?