Jack Handy

J_V · #1 07-07-2005, 06:46 PM

If you drop your keys into a river of hot molten lava.....just let them go man, cause they're gone.

If there were two creatures, one being a dolphin, and their names were flippy and hambone, you'd think the dolphin's name would be flippy, but you're wrong - it's hambone.

Piz0wn0reD!!!!!! · #2 07-07-2005, 06:47 PM

lol

#2 is awsome

Sponger15SB · #3 07-07-2005, 06:51 PM

Am I the only one who found 90% of these completely unfunny?

Bungler · #4 07-07-2005, 06:53 PM

The best one ever was when he was taking his nephew to Disneyland but went to a burnt down lot. Then he was going to take him to the real Disneyland, But it was closed.

Thats good stuff

LoaferGee12 · #5 07-07-2005, 06:59 PM

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Am I the only one who found 90% of these completely unfunny?

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I hope so.

PoBoy321 · #6 07-07-2005, 07:07 PM

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The best one ever was when he was taking his nephew to Disneyland but went to a burnt down lot. Then he was going to take him to the real Disneyland, But it was closed.

Thats good stuff

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Wow, at least get it right.

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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

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nolanfan34 · #7 07-07-2005, 07:13 PM

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The best one ever was when he was taking his nephew to Disneyland but went to a burnt down lot. Then he was going to take him to the real Disneyland, But it was closed.

Thats good stuff

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Wow, at least get it right.

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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.

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This is the first one that popped into my head right away when I saw the thread title.

kerssens · #8 07-07-2005, 07:15 PM

"I'd rather be rich than stupid"

kasey2004 · #9 07-07-2005, 07:16 PM

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"I'd rather be rich than stupid"

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nh

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kerssens · #10 07-07-2005, 07:17 PM

This one is quite awesome as well...

"We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me."