How Different Would the World Be........ - Page 2

kipin · #11 07-28-2005, 01:23 AM

George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words. The big seven words you weren't allowed to broadcast were: [censored], Piss, [censored], [censored], [censored], Motherfucker and Tits.

youtalkfunny · #12 07-28-2005, 02:17 AM

A lot of sunburn and frostbite.

pokerdirty · #13 07-28-2005, 02:34 AM

i would go outside more often.

JaBlue · #14 07-28-2005, 02:53 AM

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Tailors would suffer from a serious lack of business.

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that's pretty much it, though

jakethebake · #15 07-28-2005, 08:50 AM

Cold.

TheIrishThug · #16 07-28-2005, 09:01 AM

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Fewer rapes...at least according to George Carlin.

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i never heads that one. why? what was the joke?

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he was talking about if there is more rape at the north pole or the equator. his theory being that its the north pole because:
at the equator its really hot, guys can see women's tits, they get horny and there's a lot of [censored] going on.
but at the north pole, it would be so cold that women wouldn't want to. then guys finally get so horny, bang, they gotta rape someone.

imported_The Vibesman · #17 07-28-2005, 09:24 AM

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he was talking about if there is more rape at the north pole or the equator. his theory being that its the north pole because:
at the equator its really hot, guys can see women's tits, they get horny and there's a lot of [censored] going on.
but at the north pole, it would be so cold that women wouldn't want to. then guys finally get so horny, bang, they gotta rape someone.

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from that bit: Toughest challenge for an Eskimo rapist? Trying to get wet leather leggings off a woman who's kicking.