Yet another report from the bar...

jakethebake · #1 08-23-2005, 02:46 PM

So i've been asked to post more of these, but nothing really very interesting has happened lately. Plus I've cut back on my visits due to scheduling conflicts. But last night was somewhat interesting.

First, I find out that the hot Brazilian waitress is quitting. This girl is about 22-23, blonde, around 5'7 or so. Looks like a large C cup to me. She's fairly smoking. She also almost got kicked out of her condo for going bare ass around the pool at her housewarming BBQ that I opted not to attend for some idiotic reason. Anyway, the rumor is she's quitting. THIS is her in the middle.

In other news, they've hired two girls to replace her. They're not really very good replacements at all. They both appear to be around 16. Both are <5' tall with no visible breasts, and less-than-cute faces. I'm not happy with this situation at all.

Also, I was invited by the bartender to a p*ker game tonight. However, I've opted not to attend on the grounds that I'll be the only English-speaker there, and even his Spanish is barely intelligible. He sounds pretty much like Benecio DelToro on The Usual Suspects. He's from Honduras and a very nice guy, at least as far as i'm able to tell from what little I can understand.

Finally, the weird occurance of the night. I go to the men's room on my way out and am washign up when some woman comes out of the stall. And noncholantly walks past me on her way out of the restroom. I didn't say anything, but I was pretty much taken by surprise. Especially since the place was pretty empty, not like the Ladies' was full or anything. Very weird.

Shajen · #2 08-23-2005, 02:50 PM

That's not a woman, it's a man baby!

kerssens · #3 08-23-2005, 02:50 PM

Was there also a guy in the stall?

jakethebake · #4 08-23-2005, 02:52 PM

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That's not a woman, it's a man baby!

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Not the best pic, but trust me. She's not a man.

jakethebake · #5 08-23-2005, 02:52 PM

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Was there also a guy in the stall?

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No. Although I didn't go look after she came out.

jackdaniels · #6 08-23-2005, 02:54 PM

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Was there also a guy in the stall?

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No. Although I didn't go look after she came out.

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Sure you were inthe MENS room? gets kinda confusing after a couple of drinks [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

Shajen · #7 08-23-2005, 02:54 PM

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That's not a woman, it's a man baby!

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Not the best pic, but trust me. She's not a man.

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I was referring to the man leaving the bathroom you thought was a woman.

jakethebake · #8 08-23-2005, 02:56 PM

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Not the best pic, but trust me. She's not a man.

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I was referring to the man leaving the bathroom you thought was a woman.

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Oooooh. Thought you were referring to the linked pic. My bad.

jakethebake · #9 08-23-2005, 02:56 PM

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100%. I had one beer, and I could find my way to the men's room in that place blindfolded.

TheMainEvent · #10 08-23-2005, 02:57 PM

I think its pretty clear that women collectively decided years ago to disregard the signs on bathroom doors at bars.