Why everyone in Las Vegas is fat

[Slim Pickens]

Cafe upstairs at Terrible's Casino:

The "giant biscuit and gravy" is, in fact, an entire biscuit recipe formed as a single 8"-diameter, 3"-thick slug of buttery flakiness, topped in gravy of course. A "side" of ham steak comes on a 16" oval serving platter, and needs most of it. The chicken-fried steak comes 8oz with full side-dish compliment, and if that's not enough, get the 16oz for only a dollar more. Total bill for about 3000 calories: $13.