Borgata Poker Room: Underperforming Urinals (LC)

[MisterKing]

I play about once every 6 weeks at Borgata, and love the poker room, the staff, and really the whole property there. While it isn't a big gripe of mine, I do have to say that time after time up there I am reminded of one thing I do hate about their facilities: the urinals in the mens room downstairs next to the poker room. Those effing things are awful.

For the uninitiated, they're designed in a way that contains very little "spray" no matter where one aims. Depending on your approach, this leads to either some contact with hands/pants, more often a triangle of nastyness on the floor and on one's shoes, or both. Of course, there are countless other urinal models they could've gone with... which begs the question of why the f*ck they picked the ones they've got. The increased maintenance costs alone due to the poor design would justify immediate replacement. Ugh.