Mailman took change off my front porch

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Yes, it is stealing, but - do you want to report him to the post office and have the chance of him and his friends at the post office funking up your mail?

Everyone knows the post office is one of the worst jobs in the universe and only room temperature IQ people would want to work there, so take that into account when worrying over your .75 cents. Would you be mad at a monkey if it took a banana off your porch that you accidently left there - this is EXACTLY the same situation.