Walk in on roommate & gf naked in bathroom, big fight ensues

Upon discovering the pair you should have said something to the effect of, "that's strange, she moaned more when I had her the other day." Or, "Oh, so you've finished getting those penicillin shots then (insert either one of their names here)?"

did you see her boobies?

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I hate to state the obvious but she is a "big" girl. The roommate is the standard guy that gets with the big girl (hence the vaginitis), and she is embarrassed that she was seen nude.

Who wants to take odds on her being over 200#?

They are both overreacting.

One word: Lock.

Him and his girl should eff off for this. It was their faux pas, not yours.

Looking for a contact lens is a really lame excuse, too. These two people sound like real jerkoffs. Get new roomies.

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....he calls you on the phone?? wtf, what kinda pussy move is that? you are in the same effing house....

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Obviously he wanted to talk face-to-face but he did not want to enter OP's room and accidentaly find him and HIS GF lying naked on the floor looking for uhhhh...the Holy Grail. He was being thougtful by calling from inside the house.

Duh.

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Come on, who doesn't enjoy a little game of find the contact on the bathroom floor every now and then?