Best Similies/Metaphors and other one-liners

[Hamish McBagpipe]

Uglier than a burnt rubber boot.

[Sponger15SB]

[ QUOTE ]
Me and my friends always have little one-liners like when were leaving "I'm out like a fat kid playing dodgeball"

[/ QUOTE ]

I hate it when people say this.

[Landon_McFly]

[ QUOTE ]
I hate it when people say this.

[/ QUOTE ]

FWIW, Out like a boner in sweatpants is my all time fav

[WLVRYN]

Someone already said the prom dress line. Dammit.

If you are having trouble getting out of a place (extended goodbyes or whatever), just say that you are off like a heard of turtles.

I'm out like Christopher Reeve in a game of Twister.

I'm out like Al Sharpton in a KKK election.
I'm out like a light bulb.
I'm out like your mom in a tank top.
I'm out like a porch light in the ghetto.

[BDarch]

I'm out like micheal J fox in jenga

[Landon_McFly]

[ QUOTE ]
I'm out like micheal J fox in jenga

[/ QUOTE ]

OMG



[ QUOTE ]
I'm out like Christopher Reeve in a game of Twister.


[/ QUOTE ]

OMG x2+2