Krishan's Limrick Contest

There once was a young man called Clive
The most unlucky player alive
Houses crushed his nut flushes
Pocket aces got busted
Every time he flopped quads they flopped five

So he thought he would share all his pain
With some others who'd been through the same
He logged onto a forum
And proceeded to bore them
Again and again and again

When he checked back though, things were amiss
Responses weren't quite as he wished
Despite his bad luck
No one there gives a f~~k
Cos it's you sir not them who's the fish

Round Two...

I see posts like yours every day.
They get more and more in my way.
I will tell you this:
It's variance -- bitch.
Keep playing and you'll be OK.

If you put this up to get better.
Spare us and send Sklansky a letter.
The whines and the boasts
And egotistical posts
Will only make your numbers redder.

A downswing like yours just won't bust us.
Your stats and your graphs just disgust us.
Now, get THIS through your head:
Your meaningless thread...
Just got pwned by my poetic justice.

[tansoku]

You bitch and complain and you whine
About how that fish thwarted your line
A frontal lobotomy
A few hours of sodomy
are all we can prescribe at this time.

[fyodor]

There's just one thing that's not been said
That might make this thread super
ysscky lest someone siiyp

[Bosox]

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Round Two...

I see posts like yours every day.
They get more and more in my way.
I will tell you this:
It's variance -- bitch.
Keep playing and you'll be OK.

If you put this up to get better.
Spare us and send Sklansky a letter.
The whines and the boasts
And egotistical posts
Will only make your numbers redder.

A downswing like yours just won't bust us.
Your stats and your graphs just disgust us.
Now, get THIS through your head:
Your meaningless thread...
Just got pwned by my poetic justice.

[/ QUOTE ]

gold.

[Kirg]

Yes you are sorely a'losin
So you won't stop pouring the booze in
It happens to us all
Just keep playin ball
And again your crotch will start oozin'

So your numbers are big in the plus
Please don't start boasting to us
Don't expect a lot
Because when we run hot
We all think we're freakin' fabulous

It seems I need a third stanza
To end your whinin' extravaganza
So shut up your mouth
Or we cut you down south
Since you're worse then two george costanzas

[Evan]

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There once was a mod named evan
While he was green it was heaven
Then one day AJo got banned
And Evan got slapped by [censored] 's pimp-hand
and hes still wishing he was five ft seven.

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If this doesn't win I'm quitting 2+2.

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Has soiler won yet? Come on, let the guy win something, it's been a while for him!

It sucks when your kings get cracked
By a fish with sooted six-jack
To us, your bad beats are funny
Just move to play money
Or go buy a copy of Stacked

[w_alloy]

I've read ev'ry damn post in this thread
Opportunity costs buzz my head
But seriously
This fun came with a fee
I could've made a hundred instead

[timprov]

I don't feel the need for a second stanza, but I have no use for the prize anyway.

We all know the bad beats make you crazy;
You complain here in HUSH cause you're lazy.
This you must understand:
Just keep betting your hand
And they'll pay you by drawing alwasy.