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11-10-2005, 04:43 PM
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Longest Log you\'ve ever laid..
OK, so I'm semi-famous for laying some monster logs. My brother has exaggerated to friends about my abilities, implying such things as me "saving it up" for 2 weeks at a time. This is not true, but for an averaged sized individual, I've laid some monster logs. 6'0" 185 pounds. Not the logs...that's my size. [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
I estimate my longest to be between 12"-13", intact. It spanned from back to front in the toilet, like a chocolate bridge over the poop water. I cannot estimate it's weight, but I imagine it was in excess of 20 solid ounces. My line of work involves measuring constantly, so my eyeballed-estimation is definitely accurate. If memory serves, this one I laid was either a triple, or quadruple flush. 
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#2
11-10-2005, 04:45 PM
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Re: Longest Log you\'ve ever laid..
Last year my roomate laid one that we measured at 14-15 inches. We actually measured it with a tape, I know it wasn't 100% accurate but probably pretty close to that range.
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11-10-2005, 04:48 PM
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Re: Longest Log you\'ve ever laid..
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Last year my roomate laid one that we measured at 14-15 inches. We actually measured it with a tape, I know it wasn't 100% accurate but probably pretty close to that range. [/ QUOTE ] Funny, I wouldn't even want to *see* another human's excrement, let alone get close enough to measure it. Has word gotten out that [censored] is out of town? This is the only explanation I have for the myriad of horrible horrible threads I've had to read today. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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11-10-2005, 04:52 PM
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Re: Longest Log you\'ve ever laid..
I couldn't miss this [censored] of epic proportions, it was probably a once in a life time opportunity.
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11-10-2005, 04:50 PM
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Re: Longest Log you\'ve ever laid..
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WTF [/ QUOTE ] I didn't post in the wrong forum, did I? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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#7
11-10-2005, 04:54 PM
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Re: Longest Log you\'ve ever laid..
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[ QUOTE ] WTF [/ QUOTE ] I didn't post in the wrong forum, did I? [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Yes, posts about feces belong in Politics.
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#8
11-10-2005, 04:51 PM
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Re: Longest Log you\'ve ever laid..
I think this is a job for
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11-10-2005, 04:52 PM
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Re: Longest Log you\'ve ever laid..
Come on man, it's just a little toilet-humor. Trying to add a little levity to the topic!
Is Nut-sack Man a large log-layer as well?
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11-10-2005, 04:52 PM
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Re: Longest Log you\'ve ever laid..
goodbye KSteel #2
(LOL, i just made a joke on accident)
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