if you could trade places with one celebrity...

[Amid Cent]

That guy on the HBO show Cathouse who owns the place. He gets to bang the hookers any time he wants AND he takes 50% of all the $$$$. Cha ching.

[MelK]

Haley Joel Osment

Young, will be 18 in a few months
Rich
Great career prospects
attractive to women
and maybe I can see a few dead people. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[astroglide]

i think i'd go with matt damon. not because of rounders. he just seems down to be a cool guy, and i like the 'insider outsider' impression he has with regard to hollywood. completely welcome, but doesn't seem to be a part of the system. plus the rich/famous stuff and all that comes along with it.

[swede123]

Jack Johnson. He's a world class surfer, a popular (especially with the ladies) musician, and if he ever needs something to fall back on he's supposedly a very talented cinematographer.

Swede

[WEASEL45]

michael schumaker

[B Dids]

A few points- and I should kill myself for knowing this, but there was nothing to read during Thanksgiving but a People.

Mandy Moore is being nailed by Zack Braff.

Sheen and Denise are back together.

As I've stated many times, I want to be daryn.

I'm surprised no one went with Ron Jeremy or Peter North (although the unlimited pussy factor is the #1 motivation behind most choices.)

I think I'd like to be Phil Ivey. Beyond talented, rich, young, doesn't have to put up with being in the tabloids like Pitt or other movie stars, married his HS sweetheart. It would be awesome to play p***r at that level and murder the competition.

If he doesn't qualify as a celebrity, then Derek Jeter (I would never have dated Mariah Carey though.)

Prince Harry is a good choice. So is Hugh Hefner.

ScottieK

[daryn]

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is that the girl that is 'his sister' in the pics with them having sex in one of his skits?

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no no, that is the chick from wedding crashers.

[SomethingClever]

Either LeBron James or Dwyane Wade.

[astroglide]

actually i think i should amend my vote to whoever gets to eat keira knightley's ass and drink a dr. pepper.