What are your favorite lines spoken at the table?

[TankSJ]

Last time I was in Vegas I carried around a bag of peanuts I got on the plane. I had this scenario scripted in my head but never got the guts to do it.

At Showdown:
Opponent: Whadda ya got?
Me: I got the nuts (throw bag of peanuts on table)

(I think it would help if I really do have the nuts)

One day....

-tank

[AceKQJT]

The 10/20 game is usually pretty good. I usually don't play the 3/6/12 unless I can't get in a 10/20 game. I haven't been since they added PL games to their boards, but I intend to start making a few trips there for that(It's 7 miles from my house [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]).

--Casey

[SossMan]

My alltime favorite is something I overheard from the table behind us:

"So I raise before the flop, and he calls, the flop comes <font color="blue"> duece, rag, rag...." </font>

I had chocolate milk thru the nose on that one.

[Sundevils21]

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"So I raise before the flop, and he calls, the flop comes <font color="blue"> duece, rag, rag...." </font>

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I'm a little slow, do you mean a duece rag rag- meaning he thought a duece wasn't a rag?

[jpym84]

A couple of my favorites:
"dammit my dog wouldnt even take a crap on those cards" (from a tight player whod just had his pocket aces beaten by some crap 2pair)
and
"there's no such thing as bad cards, just bad flops" (I think I heard this one on another 2+2 thread)

[lowroller]

"It's not the first 2 cards, it's the last 5."

and similar to the one above..."I wouldn't wipe my a$$ with these cards!"

[blackaces13]

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So I raise before the flop, and he calls, the flop comes duece, rag, rag...."



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I'd say the same thing if my story ended with, "and then he flipped up pocket 2's."

[jmark]

At our weekly home game, NL $10 buyin 0.25/0.5 blinds, "WPT style"

The first hand of the night there's a couple of calls and one guy raises to about $4.00. Everyone folds and he flips over 22.

The very next hand there are a couple of calls and one guy raises to $2, gets one caller and I reraise all-in $10 with AA. Everyone folds except the guy to my immediate right who calls. I flip over AA and he says "Damn I thought you were bluffing" and shows 45s.

what did he think I had? 23o?

[slavic]

One of our local players has a good bit of style. He can be a bit out of line but he's fun to have around.

Anyway he picks up a huge pot with 72s. Now a guy with pocket kings who flopped a set but never bothered to raise preflop just lays into him. Well Barry turns on him.

"What are you talking about I always play 2 suited from the big blind for no raise, and your played like crap. And you can read all about it in my new book 'Sucking out from you'".

[SossMan]

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"So I raise before the flop, and he calls, the flop comes <font color="blue"> duece, rag, rag...." </font>

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I'm a little slow, do you mean a duece rag rag- meaning he thought a duece wasn't a rag?

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Right, I was wondering what cards he was playing if he didn't consider the duece a rag. Obviously, the duece was a key card in this hand, but it just struck me as really funny when he said it.