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I\'m sick and want to get retarded
But I'm scurred. My roommate gave me some sort of stomach virus that has led to serious mud butt since this morning. My [censored] is complete liquid. My friend AJ just came over and asked if I want to get drunk tonight. Of course I said yes, because I always like to get drunk. Let's just assume I've got the flu.
Is it safe for me to get drunk tonight? How will I feel? What about weed? Would getting stoned be problematic? I'm looking advice from someone who's actually done said activities with a stomach virus. |
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Re: I\'m sick and want to get retarded
Your gonna feel like absolute crap tomorrow, probably even later tonight.
Weigh the pros and cons. |
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Re: I\'m sick and want to get retarded
Do it. I can't wait to hear the story about how you got drunk and lost control in public. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Re: I\'m sick and want to get retarded
Weed is a healing herb. Not only will you get high but it may cure your flu.
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Re: I\'m sick and want to get retarded
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Weed is a healing herb. Not only will you get high but it may cure your flu. [/ QUOTE ] Wow. Hopefully you are joking. |
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Re: I\'m sick and want to get retarded
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[ QUOTE ] Weed is a healing herb. Not only will you get high but it may cure your flu. [/ QUOTE ] Wow. Hopefully you are joking. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: I\'m sick and want to get retarded
When you're getting assraped in jail tonight, shitting all over the place is -EV.
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Re: I\'m sick and want to get retarded
It's got to be more fun than chicken soup anyways!
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Re: I\'m sick and want to get retarded
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Weed is a healing herb. Not only will you get high but it may cure your flu. [/ QUOTE ] I'm a biology major. This is 100% accurate. Also, to the original poster - you should do it. Vomitting and diahrrea whilst under the influence are the pinnacle of any particular box social. |
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Re: I\'m sick and want to get retarded
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[ QUOTE ] Weed is a healing herb. Not only will you get high but it may cure your flu. [/ QUOTE ] Wow. Hopefully you are joking. [/ QUOTE ]weed also causes world peace. |
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