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Fireworks - Please be careful.
It is a national tradition for Americans to celebrate our independence with Fireworks displays.
Many/most of these displays are implemented by qualified professionals in a legal and public manner - and these displays are, buy and large, entertaining and safe. However, if you choose to organize/attend a private fireworks demonstration - please be careful. Fireworks can be dangerous. Use discretion accordingly...espicially when children are involved. Happy Independence Day. Be safe. player24 |
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Re: Fireworks - Please be careful.
thanks mom.
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If you blow your eye up on the 4th anywhere near me, please don't go to the hospital until the 5th when I won't be on-call.
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You forgot "and knowing is half the battle"
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You mean I can't stick a M-80 in her pooper?
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Re: Fireworks - Please be careful.
1) My uncle lost his hand unrolling firecrackers and stuffing them into a metal pipe on the 4th of July. Not the smartest thing he could have done, was it?
2) I was at a fireworks display when I was a kid, the guys who arranged it were members of the NYC bomb squad, it was a lot of confiscated materials. My father got scared because we were too close and moved us away. Lucky he did, a big rocket tipped over and exploded where we were sitting... the family of one of the bomb squad members were severely scorched, one broke his leg (don't ask me how, I don't recall). OK, thats my happy story for the day. Now go blow something up to honor your country. TT [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] |
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Im driving to the border tomorrow to buy a bunch of these (not legel here). So not only will I be playing with fireworks on the 4th, I will be doing it illegally!!!! (and drunk too)
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Re: Fireworks - Please be careful.
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(and drunk too) [/ QUOTE ] Is there any other way? [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] You gonna pick up any whistling bungholes, spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or a whistling kitty chaser? |
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Re: Fireworks - Please be careful.
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You gonna pick up any whistling bungholes, spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or a whistling kitty chaser? [/ QUOTE ] Oh man, I haven't laughed so hard in a while. I love "honkey lighter" and "whistling kitty chaser" |
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