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11-22-2005, 02:35 AM
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Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
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Show him this thread. [/ QUOTE ] Or even show him the thread from a few months ago about being a back-side ass wiper or a front-side nut sack lifting wiper and ask him which one he is? Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] 
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#22
11-22-2005, 02:36 AM
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Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
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[ QUOTE ] Show him this thread. [/ QUOTE ] Or even show him the thread from a few months ago about being a back-side ass wiper or a front-side nut sack lifting wiper and ask him which one he is? Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] I've discovered what's missing in my life.
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#23
11-22-2005, 02:40 AM
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Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
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[ QUOTE ] Show him this thread. [/ QUOTE ] Or even show him the thread from a few months ago about being a back-side ass wiper or a front-side nut sack lifting wiper and ask him which one he is? Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] People wipe from the front? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img]
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#24
11-22-2005, 02:42 AM
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Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Show him this thread. [/ QUOTE ] Or even show him the thread from a few months ago about being a back-side ass wiper or a front-side nut sack lifting wiper and ask him which one he is? Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] People wipe from the front? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Apparently...There was a poll included in the old post. Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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#25
11-22-2005, 02:48 AM
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Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
I use varied techniques from the front and the back. It's all very complicated, edfurlong, you wouldn't understand.
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#26
11-22-2005, 02:49 AM
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Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
Boss: Do you dump wherever you're standing, or do you use toilets? Or, do you use some magical Centaur toilet?
Centaur: We use regular bathrooms. Boss: Do you use special Centaur toilet paper? Centaur: Nope. We use nortmal toilet paper. Boss: How do you reach back there.. to wipe yourself? Centaur: Uh.. there is a device we use, it's called an Aubesian - it's a stainless steel telescoping rod, with gripper claws, and a sort of toggle line that allows you to move the paper back and forth. Boss: So.. there's a company that manufactures Centaur asswipers? Centaur: Aubesians, yes. Um.. there's a store that's a sort of crate-and-barrel for Centaurs, called Aubesians & Such.. there's one on 57th Street. Boss: I've seen that establishment.
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#27
11-22-2005, 02:50 AM
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Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
Well so far my searching has found a thread where people talking about standing to wipe! What the [censored] is wrong with you people? How can you wipe your ass wrong?
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#28
11-22-2005, 02:57 AM
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Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
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Well so far my searching has found a thread where people talking about standing to wipe! What the [censored] is wrong with you people? How can you wipe your ass wrong? [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] Found it...Keywords "Sack lifting" Wipe...Sit, Stand, Lean, Front, Back, Side, or Just Duckwalk to the shower and hose that crap out. Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img]
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#30
11-22-2005, 04:17 AM
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Re: Do we buy him an ass wiper? (seriously)
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Show him this thread. [/ QUOTE ] Or even show him the thread from a few months ago about being a back-side ass wiper or a front-side nut sack lifting wiper and ask him which one he is? Big Steve [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] People wipe from the front? [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] as far as i know, all women wipe front to back. and apparantly some men. Barron
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