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Old 10-12-2005, 04:50 AM
diebitter diebitter is offline
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Numbers aren't relevant. When I lost my virginity I had hardcore sex for like 3 hours and didn't come. Lots of rugburns though. So by your scale that is less intense sex than a minuteman hitting it twice during a commercial break. That's just not right.

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Old 10-12-2005, 05:25 AM
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There's no zero or what is sex option, what gives?

Mack
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Old 10-12-2005, 05:29 AM
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minuteman hitting it twice during a commercial break.

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Have you been talking to my wife?
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Old 10-12-2005, 05:42 AM
mmbt0ne mmbt0ne is offline
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minuteman hitting it twice during a commercial break.

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Have you been talking to my wife?

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Only during the commercial breaks. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
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Old 10-12-2005, 05:55 AM
Rick Nebiolo Rick Nebiolo is offline
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What is your record number of times you have had sex with the same woman (or man) in one day?

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Define sex.

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Old 10-12-2005, 05:58 AM
gmrankin gmrankin is offline
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minuteman hitting it twice during a commercial break.

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Have you been talking to my wife?

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Only during the commercial breaks. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

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I was going to tell you to shut the hell up, i am trying to sleep over here - but keep up the good work man... better you than me [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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Old 10-12-2005, 11:15 AM
PocketJokers72 PocketJokers72 is offline
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We use our dongs to ... stun termites deep in the wood.

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This is one of the funniest things I've ever read. Thank you!
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Old 10-12-2005, 11:17 AM
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Dude, this is OOT, where we're all collar-poppin' internet tough guys packing massive meat who think even airbrushed supermodels are too ugly for us. Four times in a day? Us OOT guys can do it four times forty times that much and never even get soft. We use our dongs to hammer nails, scramble eggs, pry the lids off paint cans, and stun termites deep in the wood. There's nothing an OOT pecker can't handle.

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This is possibly your best work yet..
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Old 10-12-2005, 11:18 AM
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Old 10-12-2005, 11:20 AM
jakethebake jakethebake is offline
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Default Re: How many times?

The top number is clearly too low, although in my experience, after 4 or 5 you're just in it out of stubbornness as it has ceased to be enjoyable.

edit: dammit, diebitter, stop deleting responses. you don't get it because at 3 minutes per time it just doesn't take its toll on you the way it otherwise would. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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