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Re: Cleaning lady steals from me -- can I go to the cops?
I have a better solution.
"Senora, tu robaste $1,000 mio. O me lo pagas o voy a llamar a immigracion y mandarte de nuevo para Mexico o de donde cono viniste a la velocidad de un jodio cohete." Rehearse in front of the mirror. After she pays you back, fire her and change your locks. (Translation: "Ma'am, you stole my $1,000. Either you pay it back or I'm gonna call immigration and they're going to send you back to Mexico or wherever the [censored] you came from at the speed of rocket.") |
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