Best Movie Lines ever

[fingokra]

To many good ones to mention from Caddy Shack, Pulp Fiction, and Monte Python.

A couple I haven't seen mentioned.

Jack Nicholson in "As Good as I Gets"

"Go sell crazy somewhere else, we are all stocked up here."

And in honor of Steve leaving, Nicholson to his queer neighbor

"Don't worry, You'll be back on your knees in no time."

Also not mentioned "Coming to America"

"You ain't never met no Martin Luther the King"

"Rocky Marciano, Rocky Marciano, Evertime you start talking bout boxing some white guy gotta bring up Rocky Marciano. Dats they one. Rocky Marciano was good but he wasn't no Joe Louis. He whopped Joe Louis ass.Joe Louis was 78 years old.Well, I don't know how old the boy was but he got his ass whopped."

[bustedchucks]

wow, you people suck at this game

the clear answer is

"i havent been f@#$ed like that since grade school"
marla singer, fight club

and no ones mentioned meet the parents, come on now.

"i just want to do what i want to do"
"i bet you would panama red"
"gregs a nurse"

most quotable movie. ever.

[RacersEdge]

My fav from AGAIG -

Secretary: How do you write women so well?

Melvin: I think of a man, and then I take away reason and accountability.

[dlk9s]

No Revenge of the Nerds?

Dudley "Booger" Dawson: Did you get in her pants?
Gilbert Lowe: She's not that kind of a girl, Booger.
Dudley "Booger" Dawson: Why, does she have a penis?

Stan Gable: What are you looking at, nerd?
Dudley "Booger" Dawson: I thought I was looking at my mother's old douche bag, but that's in Ohio.

Dudley "Booger" Dawson: I say we blow the fu**ers up.

Dudley "Booger" Dawson: I say we blow their fu**ing houses up.

Arnold Poindexter: Would you rather live in the ascendancy of a civilization, or during its decline?
Omega Mu: Poindexter, do you want to fu**, or not?


Dudley "Booger" Dawson: We've got bush.

Takashi Toshiro: Hair pie? Thank you.

Takashi Toshiro: I think I have a frush.
Dudley "Booger" Dawson: What the f**k is a frush?

Gilbert Lowe: I just wanted to say that I'm a nerd, and I'm here tonight to stand up for the rights of other nerds. I mean uh, all our lives we've been laughed at and made to feel inferior. And tonight, those bastards, they trashed our house. Why? Cause we're smart? Cause we look different? Well, we're not. I'm a nerd, and uh, I'm pretty proud of it.
Lewis: Hi, Gilbert. I'm a nerd too. I just found that out tonight. We have news for the beautiful people. There's a lot more of us then there are of you. I know there's alumni here tonight. When you went to Adams you might've been called a spazz, or a dork, or a geek. Any of you that have ever felt stepped on, left out, picked on, put down, whether you think you're a nerd or not, why don't you just come down here and join us. Okay? Come on.
Gilbert Lowe: Just join us cos uh, no-one's gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.

Lamar Latrell: Clap your hands everybody, and everybody clap your hands. We're Lambda Lambda Lambda and Omega Mu. We come here on stage tonight to do our show for you. We got a rockin rhythm and a hi-tech sound that'll make you move your body down to the ground. We got Poindexter on the violin, and Lewis and Gilbert will be joining. We got Booger Presley on the mean guitar and a rap by little ol' me Lamar. We got Takashi beating on his gong, the boys and the mu's are clapping along. And just when you thought, ya seen it all, along comes a Lambda four foot tall. So won't ya come on out here on the floor, so we can move our bodies, like never before.

Lewis Skolnik: All jocks think about is sports. All nerds think about is sex.

Coach Harris: You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - some day my son will grow to be a man. Well look at you now. You just got your asses whipped by a bunch of goddamn nerds. Nerds! Well, if I was you, I'd do something about it. I would get up and redeem myself in the eyes of my father, my maker, and my coach!

Takashi Toshiro: Maybe we should have robster craws.
Dudley "Booger" Dawson: What the f**k are robster craws?

Dudley "Booger" Dawson: I've been out combing the high schools all day.

And, of course...

Dudley "Booger" Dawson: Call me "Booger."

[battschr]

Meet the Parents is overrated.

[Superfluous Man]

I've found this one hilarious since I was 9. First one to name the movie gets nothing.

[Matrix is holding the slick douchebag Sully by his ankle over a cliff]

Matrix: "Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"
Sully: "That's right, Matrix. You did."
Matrix: "I lied."

[Matrix drops Sully off cliff]

[ptmusic]

[ QUOTE ]
I've found this one hilarious since I was 9. First one to name the movie gets nothing.

[Matrix is holding the slick douchebag Sully by his ankle over a cliff]

Matrix: "Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?"
Sully: "That's right, Matrix. You did."
Matrix: "I lied."

[Matrix drops Sully off cliff]

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Total Recall?

-ptmusic

[TheCroShow]

that's from Commando, SO classic.

how about this "Warriors, come out and play-yay....Warriors come out aaannnd plaaaaay-yaaaaay..." -Same guy that was dropped off the cliff in Commando

[tworooks]

From the movie Jack, about the guy who ages 4 times as fast as normal kids.
"Hey Jack, have you ever got a boner? You know, an erector?"
"No...but I'm hoping to get one for Christmas."

That was a classic.

[Golden_Rhino]

Glengarry, Glenross

"Coffee is for closers only"

"First prize is a new Cadillac, second prize is a set of steak knives, third prize is you're fired"

"You need brass balls in this business"

2 from Boilerroom I liked:

"You're either slinging rock, or got a good jump shot"

"Telling aint selling"

Fear and Loathing:

Let's get down to brass tacks now man, how much for the ape?"

"In Spite of his racial handicap this man is quite valuable to me"

"my blood is too thick for Nevada. I could never properly explain myself in this weather"

Too many others to mention