Anyone else get depressed around the holidays?

[fluxrad]

You were molested by a mall Santa as a young boy, but have repressed these emotions. However, once a year they resurface through your subconscious. When you see blinking lights on a christmas tree, you get a nervous facial tick and contemplate climing a tower and shooting people in the head with bullets painted like tiny little candy canes.

The mall Santa you seek now works at a Foley's in Hoboken, NJ. I would consider pressing charges.