These things need to be said.

[Mike Haven]

To search for poo mountain ...

open up page 1 - it'll be there

[boondoggle]

I think he is dead on. This forum becomes less useful each day. There are 20 threads on the same stupid thing. The same questions are asked ad infinitum. The quality of this forum is going down and it will not be long until its like rec.gambling
which is totally useless now. It appears that 80% of the posts are useless. How many threads are there on the reload bonus??? I am glad $200 bucks makes you this happy.

Something about the rat pressing the lever...

EDIT:

Top 10 stupid questions asked over and over again by idiots.

10. I am thinking of becoming a pro, here are my blah blah stats...should I?

9. I had some bad luck the last few days and actually lost money, is online poker rigged?

8. I had some bad luck and lost money, should I give up online poker?

7. I just saw two people in chat saying they were going to help each other, is that cheating?

6. Where can I get a computer monitor the size of my house so I can play 400,000 tables at once?

5. I am mad now because I tried to cheat the online poker room and well they caught me and what can I do now?

4. I am trying to cheat the online poker rooms by signing up 6 million gnome accounts. Can you tell me how you were successful doing this?

3. I withdrew from neteller and the site says it will take 24-48 hours, but it has only been 4 hours, why hasn't my money been received yet? Are they going to rip me off?

2. Did I ask how to setup multiple accounts in order to play off more bonus money i.e. that extra $200 is worth getting my account closed, so can you tell me?

1. Is that a [censored] party reload bonus? I wanted to make sure, because I don't trust the 30 other [censored] threads about the party reload.


[censored] idiots

cheers
Boon

[LSUfan1]

Here's a question!

Who died and made you Sklansky?

[NoTalent]

lmao

[Hermlord]

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6. Where can I get a computer monitor the size of my house so I can play 400,000 tables at once?


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Almost made me spew my coffee. Hilarious.

[Hellmouth]

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1. Online poker is not getting significantly tougher to beat.

2. Online poker is not rigged.

3. Use the god damn search function once in a while. If you don't like the 2+2 built in one, use google's advanced search and search site "forumserver.twoplustwo.com".

4. We don't need 20 posts on every reload bonus. One will do the trick.

5. We especially don't need posts saying how hard XXX reload will be to clear. If you don't want to do it, just don't do it.

6. Read the god damn FAQ.

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Ill tell you what. Why dont we just take away the rights to make threads until your post count reaches 1000. In fact why dont we take away everyone's rights to post a thread except yours. Then maybe you wouldnt have to look at titles for 2 threads on the front page that you might not want to have to look at.

[Los Feliz Slim]

If Brown Thumb were here, he'd tell you to smoke some P.O.T. and chill out.

"Where have you gone Brown Thumbio, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you, woo woo woo..."

[LinusKS]

Personally, I think no one should be allowed to post, unless they're posting something specifically that I want to know.

Btw, you fail.

[Rudbaeck]

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Who died and made you moderator?

Seriously, you regged 6 months ago, gimme a phucking break.


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Maybe he came off harsh, but he has a point. Most of us really don't want 2+2 to reach the same signal to noise level as rec.gambling.poker has.

[Charon]

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2. Online poker is not rigged.

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I would be interested in seeing the prove of that statement. Not that I believe it's rigged, but to say it's not rigged is just about as unprovable as to say it's rigged. (and I'm not referring to random flops only)