"I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire"

[tonypaladino]

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You should have just smiled politely, handed her your card, and tipped her alot that night. She should after that be very nice with you, and there shouldn't be any more problems.

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I agree with this. Being able to run a tab without a CC is a privilege, and one that the best regulars at many bars are not granted.

Tony

[RacersEdge]

1. Can't you figure out to get a different waitress when you go there?

2. Don't piss off people who prepare your food or drinks.

[1800GAMBLER]

I can't believe this event could affect anyone so much to write up a huge post about it. Do you normally spend your days watching paint dry?

[Tyler Durden]

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I can't believe this event could affect anyone so much to write up a huge post about it. Do you normally spend your days watching paint dry?

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I'm doing nothing this evening, so I posted it.

[MrTrik]

tl;dr

Amazon.com: The Elements of Style, Third Edition: Books by William Strunk Jr.,EB White.

Pay special attention where they talk about writing concisely. Less is always more if it's written more meaningfully.

[billyjex]

This story is not worth reading.

[asofel]

The waitress is really hot. I would definitely piss on her.

[Ulysses]

Tyler,

Sounds like you just need to learn how to properly interact with bar staff.

[asofel]

El D,

This is true. As a young man who is hip, cool, and also on the down low, I'm a favorite of the bar staff and especially the door men.

This bar in question is the one where I accidentally put a small hole in the wall. The manager was completely cool just like most of the staff. TD just has no patience for 127 and up.

[MrMon]

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This is true. As a young man who is hip, cool, and also on the down low, I'm a favorite of the bar staff and especially the door men.


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Not that I know you, but did you really mean to say this? Not that there's anything wrong with that...