Jerk of the Day

[J.A.Sucker]

I'm reminded of a similar experience I had once. I got beaten by some obnoxious lady, who happened to have large silicone orbs positioned properly on her torso. She immediately goes off about how she wants to see my hand. She was sitting in the 1 seat and I was in the 5. I slid my cards into the muck and she went ballistic, screaming "I want to see your hand! I want to see your hand! I want to see your hand!"

I calmly looked at her and deadpanned "Well I want to see your t!ts, but that doesn't mean that I'm going to ask you."

That was the end of that argument. True story.