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Old 11-02-2005, 07:51 PM
Slim Pickens Slim Pickens is offline
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Default Thank you Adam Schoenfeld. It needed to be said.

"Like I really need to see a 400-pound man's ass crack being, like, kneaded by a young, burly, girl."

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"I think you should use that."
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Old 11-02-2005, 07:53 PM
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Default Re: Thank you Adam Schoenfeld. It needed to be said.

?

Explain please good sir
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Old 11-02-2005, 07:59 PM
Slim Pickens Slim Pickens is offline
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Default Re: Thank you Adam Schoenfeld. It needed to be said.

During the feature section on Adam Schoenfeld, he mentioned that he thought other players getting massages at the table was disgusting. He elaborated with the 400-pound/ass crack comment. The last shot was a candid of him talking to someone off camera (probably a producer or similar) and quipping "I think you should use that."
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Old 11-02-2005, 10:13 PM
Bartman387 Bartman387 is offline
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Default Re: Thank you Adam Schoenfeld. It needed to be said.

last I checked they dont massage your ass crack.

Besides, why is Adam looking at a 400 pound mans ass anyway?

He isn't very funny, that being said he is wittier than Norman Chad.
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Old 11-03-2005, 05:49 AM
Slim Pickens Slim Pickens is offline
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Default Re: Thank you Adam Schoenfeld. It needed to be said.

Last I checked his comment was still hilarious and true. It's hillaritrue.
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Old 11-03-2005, 07:28 AM
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Default Re: Thank you Adam Schoenfeld. It needed to be said.

adam is miles funnier than your lame ass
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Old 11-03-2005, 10:39 AM
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Default Re: Thank you Adam Schoenfeld. It needed to be said.

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adam is miles funnier than your lame ass

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I second that!

He has a very dry humor and some people don't get it.
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Old 11-03-2005, 12:13 PM
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Default Re: Thank you Adam Schoenfeld. It needed to be said.

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adam is miles funnier than your lame ass

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his commentary for the monte carlo event was pretty good
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Old 11-03-2005, 01:35 PM
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Default Re: Thank you Adam Schoenfeld. It needed to be said.

I loved the way he said "Maybe they should tell their mommy. Even their mommy doesn't care."
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Old 11-03-2005, 04:41 PM
Mike Gallo Mike Gallo is offline
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Default Re: Thank you Adam Schoenfeld. It needed to be said.

...I know Adam from days past when he played in the $5-$5 pot limit game at the Trop in AC.

He has a good sense of humor and can become quite "chatty" especially if hes playing well and catching cards.
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