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Old 06-07-2005, 11:14 PM
Derek in NYC Derek in NYC is offline
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Default My haiku: aces
Raise it up I say
You re-raise and smile at me
I crush your puny tens.
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Old 06-08-2005, 01:51 AM
Mayhap Mayhap is offline
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Bodacious tatas
Just slightly animated
Behind the tall stack
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Old 06-08-2005, 08:08 PM
ZenMusician ZenMusician is offline
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What is a Haiku?
Sorry, don't really get it...
Wait...isn't THIS one?

-ZEN
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Old 06-09-2005, 03:28 AM
BaThR0oM BaThR0oM is offline
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First night was for fun
Second night was for real cash
Now I'm in big debt
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Old 06-09-2005, 04:38 AM
henrikrh henrikrh is offline
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T.E.C freeroll
with fifteen hundred people
I came 18th, yay

playing 7-card-ball
stupid dirtbag pots the eight
pip pip cheerio
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Old 06-09-2005, 07:33 AM
lastsamurai lastsamurai is offline
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where are all the girls?
13 to 1 ratio?
i need to get laid!
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Old 06-09-2005, 07:35 AM
whiskeytown whiskeytown is offline
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Default Re: HOLD EM HAIKU
my haiku from the last trip to Vegas for the World Poker Blogger Tour

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no luck the first day
second day the fish pay off
time to run like hell

RB
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Old 06-09-2005, 10:16 AM
henrikrh henrikrh is offline
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Poker on TV
is really friggin stupid
ill designed structure
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Old 06-09-2005, 10:38 AM
coffeecrazy1 coffeecrazy1 is offline
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From last night:

I have pocket jacks,
His pocket eights are no good...
F***ing two-outer.
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Old 06-09-2005, 01:08 PM
TexasTater TexasTater is offline
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Two Seven offsuit
What do you mean, a bad hand?
I made a full house
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