Prostitute solicited me on Friendster(?)... help me respond.

[tpir90036]

OK. So I am not down with the whole Friendster/Myspace thing. I have mostly empty pages on both of those sites from when people I know invited me a million years ago. However...

Today I was working on my on-line photo album and decided to upload a picture of myself to Friendster. And we all know what that means....I go to the front of the search list since I updated my profile... and now all of the webcam bots are PMing me. However, I got a local one that is probably a webcam ad in disguise... but it's from a neighboring town and seems less likely to be bot-generated. And it made me laugh unlike the others:

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Subject: We should hook up
Message: Ok Joey, Check out my profile because I'm pretty sure that we are looking for the same thing, I hope you don't mind if call the shots, untill we know each other better (there's alot of psychos out there. but I asure you I am who you see in my picture. I will need to speak with you on the phone, But for now I ask that you email me at- ********@******.com and we'll take things from there.

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Here is her slutty whore pic:


My coworkers suggest that I try to turn this into a penpal kind of thing and see if there are some laughs to be gotten out of it.

OOT, come up with something really funny for me to send to this possibly not real, potential FBI agent in disguise but hopefully a dumb hooker that makes for some funny e-mails person.

[Hermlord]

Why don't you just pay her money to have sex with you??

[MyTurn2Raise]

set up a fake email first

[B Dids]

100% chance this ends up being a scam to get you to buy a membership to a pay site.

[swede123]

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100% chance this ends up being a scam to get you to buy a membership to a pay site.

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Why you gotta go crush his dreams like that. Tell him it's a 99.9% chance and at least he's got a sliver of hope to hang on to. That being said, I'd put my money on a porn site as well.

Swede

[Blarg]

Those porn sites have to start getting girls unafflicted with Gianthead Syndrome and who can afford to pay someone else to cut their hair.

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100% chance this ends up being a scam to get you to buy a membership to a pay site.

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[tpir90036]

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Duh. C'mon Dibs. The point is if I play it really dumb there might be some humor value in it. Picture Borat trying to use Friendster.

I think Paul Phillips or someone else who I am confusing for him had a Nigerian Scam penpal once that was pretty damn funny.

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100% chance this ends up being a scam to get you to buy a membership to a pay site.

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Duh. C'mon Dibs. The point is if I play it really dumb there might be some humor value in it. Picture Borat trying to use Friendster.

I think Paul Phillips or someone else who I am confusing for him had a Nigerian Scam penpal once that was pretty damn funny.

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Oh, I misunderstood. In that case, check out this site for ideas.

[B Dids]

I speak from experience, young Tapir, and no- nothing funny will happen, only a neverending series of automated emails ending in links asking you for a signup fee.

It was Phillips, but the same dynamics don't exist here.