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Re: AIM name, not phone number?
i say it's 75% she just talks on AIM more and feels more comfortable talking to someone on AIM who she just met more than on the phone (awkward pause moments). Other 25% and you're just going to start talking to some random AIM sn who has never been to a coffee shop in fairfield, CT. GL Steve
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Re: AIM name, not phone number?
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[ QUOTE ] What was your opener Bobbo? [/ QUOTE ] She was reading a book. I asked her what she was reading. He shoots... HE SCORES... [/ QUOTE ] ...an AIM name. Good luck on getting her to physically go on a date here. Cut to the chase, if she really liked u, and u made her wet, you'd have a number. I have dated quite a few girls and the 2/3 that werent drunk college chicks (in which case u dont have to ask for anything) this has never happened. Either: 1. She doesnt like you 2.Doesnt have enough of an impression on whether she likes u or not and doesnt want to have to deal with a ton of calls (most guys are retarded and dont get the hint). easier and more of an ideal hassel free situation to just throw them on the ignore list (shes probably dealt with the phone situation many times). 3.She's [censored] up and not worth your time 4. Or shes crazy busy and again, good luck on getting a date. Still, you probably are not a favorite here...dunno she probably gets asked out a ton if shes really hot. Either way post a follow up, sounds intresting. |
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Re: AIM name, not phone number?
On a sidenote u can play her in online game of Yahoo checkers while u talk.
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On a sidenote u can play her in online game of Yahoo checkers while u talk. [/ QUOTE ] Fellas, when I write screenplays, I go for accuracy. Accuracy, gentlemen. Do you see? I did my research! |
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Re: AIM name, not phone number?
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[ QUOTE ] On a sidenote u can play her in online game of Yahoo checkers while u talk. [/ QUOTE ] Fellas, when I write screenplays, I go for accuracy. Accuracy, gentlemen. Do you see? I did my research! [/ QUOTE ] She could be some sick chick, like that mastermind dude in Saw...except instead coming up w/ a complicated trap of lying on the floor pretending to be dead and getting off on some sort of [censored]-erotic sobing, she lures potential prey at the local coffeeshop, under the assumed occupation of "premed" student (this is foreshadowing, so pay attention)...so anyway, u talk to her, thought u pulled some sweet moves and are like" "SHAZAM! I got her screenname, I'll be eating her labia within a week" only except shes a crazy games ethusiast, pretend "premed" student (foreshadowing...u like that?), but only her O cycle stopped in an "incident" when she was a teenager, so she has needed to devise some sick ass ways to get off. (this is where u come in) So u pull some strings, think u are hot [censored], but your're not, because shes a pyscho. A crazy bitch psycho. So u sign on, talk, and she says "want to play some checkers?"...wanting her labia u say, "sure, whatever." You are playing and all of a sudden, she turns up the cyber porn talk...you go, "wtf...whatever shes hot" (she is, but remember, shes a crazy psycho bitch)...anyway, you win...you actually try and toss the match but u take it down anyway. Then she says 2-3? You're like u want to play...she goes full style cyber on u, telling u u can eat her vagina if u win this next match. You're like "[censored] yeah, sure." You play, u want to win this time, but shes turning up the [censored] heat on u, like shes some goddamn checkers freak master (but shes really a crazy psycho bitch)...u lose. Shes like "You must not want me" you are like "yeah I do" shes like "prove it" you are like "Hell yeah" So u play. In the middle of the match, she tells u if u lose this match, she will kill u and [censored] your dead body. You are like "W T F" She's like, "look out your window." You do. Your neighbors heads are piked right on your white picket fence. You are like "you are insane!* I dont want to [censored] u anymore" *(but shes really a crazy psycho bitch) She says "win or die and get your dead body [censored]" You say: "no" She says "Do it" You start to move for the door. She says "Im right up stairs" You turn from the computer screen and there she is with a big ass machete at the top of your stairs. MORAL: theres a no win situation with a girl who only gives out her AIM name. While posing as a premed student. She probably a crazy psycho bitch. |
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Re: AIM name, not phone number?
Nice.
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I'd thank her for it, and then never talk to her again. Super lame. [/ QUOTE ] |
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