I pwned Vince Carter 1 on 1

[B00T]

In bowling...

So I walk into my bowling alley for my summer league that started last night. I find my lane and walk over and grab the sheet. I look at the names of people we are bowling againist to see if I knew anyone from my other leagues. Sheet says...

Jason Kidd
Brian Scalabrine
Vince Carter

In my league from the fall they have come in a couple of times towards the end and were just bowling on the side. It was funny to see them looking at the TV's while the Heat/Wizards game was on. They apparently decided to join a summer league.

So anyway we bowl, with my assignment of beating the tar out of Vince Carter. I had to spot him 35 pins a game. I bowl 299 on Vince's mug. (my 4th one ever still cant get a 300) 792 series. Vince sits in awe of the 299 game and they suddenly realize they are way out of their league in this place.

The highest any of them bowled in a single game was 181. It is just about a given they are going to come in last in the league. They are terrible in comparison to the competition.

Very nice guys though. They were askin questions about new balls and what does what and didn't act all snobby. They just wanted to be regular bowlers and blend in.

Anyone lives near Montvale NJ, feel free to come watch these bozos in action.