I have just been offered £1000.....(Low content really)

[TheTROLL]

So I brought this whole deal up in the pub last night... Personally I agree totally with Vava - I'm straight into the tobasco but wouldn't touch the cat food for less than 20k. A couple of the guys were totally the other way around, seemed to think nothing of the cat food at all. One, who admittedly has cats and is used to that stench, claimed he'd do it for a tenner. Sick, sick man.