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Old 08-21-2005, 09:20 AM
RydenStoompala RydenStoompala is offline
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Default Re: Is Star Wars to blame?!?

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3PO is a fruitcake

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No freakin joke! The only things that bot was missing were women's undergarments, lipstick and having most of his scenes shot in the men's room. R2D2? Midget porn star and likely into beastiality. Luke Skywalker? Probably liked necking with his sister. Han Solo? Little too chummy with the wookie. I think "he likes fur" is a fair statement.

Nobody has bothered to mention George Lucas' directing talent, so I will. He couldn't get a job shooting jars of jam for the Home Shopping Network. Talk about winning the lottery. For a guy with zero...and that's an insult to zeros...directing talent, he's done OK for himself. I don't give a crap if he's richer than god, he'd flunk a high school music video competition. He's to blame for the huge rise in poker. If he can be a film director, any one of us can beat Phil Ivy. Having just said all that, I own the whole series on DVD, even if it is riddled with gay robots.
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Old 08-21-2005, 09:46 PM
srm80 srm80 is offline
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Default Re: Is Star Wars to blame?!?

a lot of people consider Empire to be the best one, which Lucas did not direct!
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Old 08-21-2005, 10:16 PM
Conspir8or Conspir8or is offline
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Default Re: Is Star Wars to blame?!?

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Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen

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Nothing like a Dark Side quote in the middle of a hand. For a while, I have wanted to use the following line to crush an irritating nit on the river in my regular game:

"Young fool. Only now, at the end, do you understand."

Simpler still, the host quit hosting and I took up the burden and omitted the nit and his nit friends from the invitation emails. Thus:

"Wipe them out. All of them."

Darth Conspir8or
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