worst TILT quote? - Page 5

mojorisin24 · #41 03-16-2005, 02:08 PM

"A pair of dueces are like a mackerel in the moonlight...one minute they're shiny, the next minute they stink."

- The Matador

Beavis68 · #42 03-17-2005, 01:20 AM

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The worst quote comes every episode:

"Previously on Tilt..."

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

Beavis68 · #43 03-17-2005, 01:32 AM

"I've been trying to show these to someone all day"

Raiser · #44 03-17-2005, 10:51 AM

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"Do you have big beautiful breasts full of mothers milk?... Then stop trying to be a wet nurse!"

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LOL. I forgot about this one. Definitely the worst.

My vote for best goes to "piss on your happy" followed closely by Hellmuth's "lost to the crime lord."

touchfaith · #45 03-17-2005, 08:19 PM

I find myself...daily...looking for opportunities to use "Piss on your happy".

I sank a 25' putt the other day for 3 skins and was going to let it go, but I didn't think the senior citizens in the group would appreciate it as it would need to be.

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JihadOnTheRiver · #46 03-17-2005, 08:25 PM

"We have decided to take the option on a 2nd Season."

-ESPN execs.

jon593 · #47 03-19-2005, 11:22 PM

what the hell everybodies forgetting about

"its time to eat your burnt pancakes, henry" The cop

Alex/Mugaaz · #48 03-20-2005, 07:16 AM

"Just triple up then double it."
"He's got Internet finger, he pretends to click when he has a big hand."

These are tied for the most gut wrenching examples of awful.

"I can't believe I lost to the freakin' crime lord"

This one was actually good. I liked it too.

duma · #49 03-20-2005, 07:32 AM

"Never ask a barber if you need a haircut."