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Old 12-27-2005, 05:44 PM
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Default Re: Favorite post bad beat chatbox phrase-Nominations

My fave is when they think they're typing in their notes but broadcast it in chat:

"ScottieK stays in with BS - BIG BLUFFER call him every time"
"Likes to suckout - raise him"
"Doesn't respect raises - maybe checkraise him"
"NOTE: Will not fold"
"Bets second pair - total fish"

"Oops did I just type that?"

Other than that, when I see a brutal beat on Paradise, it's:

Another day in Paradise

ScottieK
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Old 12-27-2005, 05:52 PM
Arnfinn Madsen Arnfinn Madsen is offline
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Yesterday I got this after hitting flush draw and getting paid nicely:

"Go su ck the c o c k of your wife, fken fagget"
(I am not curcumventing the profanity filter, he typed it like that [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]).

He leaves the table, comes back and sits out and asks me:
"Are you a fken niger?"
I answer:
"No"
He types:
"Your wife told me so"
And leaves again [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img].
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Old 12-27-2005, 06:11 PM
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Default Re: Favorite post bad beat chatbox phrase-Nominations

[ QUOTE ]
I type in (jokingly): Nice suckout man.
I had you preflop. What a joke.


[/ QUOTE ]


I do this "jokingly" comments myself pretty often so I know what I am talking about.

99% of them are because u are pissed and want to hurt him a little.

1% because u want to have a fun time with him or with others at table.

I fully understand he thought u were e jerk. U were.

And then posting about, still thinking its u who is funny. Well, lets not talk about that.
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Old 12-27-2005, 06:56 PM
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This is more of a search for second opinions of something I once said. Game was small stakes Stud Hi/Lo, I was heads up with some guy. It was our second hand and on our first I think i folded right out the gate or on 4th.

Anyway, he's showing low on 3rd and shows another low on 4th and immediately started pumping the pot. I had practically nothing but called him all the way. After the hand we split the pot, he made low somwhere around 6th & I won high with something stupid like a pair of 7's.

Conversation:

Him: ???
Me: I wanted to see your cards
Him: o.k.

For the record, the guy was not an ass. In fact, I think that was all he ever said. Further I was being completly serious. I just wanted to confirm he was betting his low draw on fourth and continued to fire on 5th.

But I still wonder how i would take it if somebody said to me "I just wanted to see your cards" after a string of bad or seemingly poor calls.
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Old 12-27-2005, 06:57 PM
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Default Re: Favorite post bad beat chatbox phrase-Nominations

"Did you register for the wrong tournament?"
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Old 12-27-2005, 07:05 PM
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"That's Jokerstars for you!"
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Old 12-27-2005, 07:12 PM
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Player 1: nice 3 outer
Player 2: I 3 outed your mom last night.
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Old 12-27-2005, 10:38 PM
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[ QUOTE ]


Me: I don't read. I just dominate poker.


[/ QUOTE ]

That's classic. I'm going to start using that one.
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Old 12-27-2005, 11:20 PM
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This one just happened at a SNG on 'Stars. I'm just a spectator but its still funny:

Dealer: Kmeto has two pair, Aces and Threes
Dealer: RIGGER007 has a pair of Threes
Dealer: Game #3455038138: Kmeto wins pot (3280) with two pair, Aces and Threes
Dealer: RIGGER007 finished the tournament in 8th place
JoeDeertay: nh
RIGGER007 [observer]: loser \
JoeDeertay: lol
RIGGER007 [observer]: fqu
Dealer: sped19, it's your turn. You have 15 seconds to act
JoeDeertay: he cant be serious
Dealer: Game #3455060447: xfrancisx wins pot (100)
RIGGER007 [observer]: ya i am u *****

Rigger had JT and Kmeto had AJ, so Kmeto was winning on every betting round, but i geuss its still worth complaining about. Funny these amateurs are sometimes...
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Old 12-27-2005, 11:51 PM
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[ QUOTE ]
Yesterday I got this after hitting flush draw and getting paid nicely:

"Go su ck the c o c k of your wife, fken fagget"
(I am not curcumventing the profanity filter, he typed it like that [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]).

He leaves the table, comes back and sits out and asks me:
"Are you a fken niger?"
I answer:
"No"
He types:
"Your wife told me so"
And leaves again [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img].

[/ QUOTE ]

that was me
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