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06-08-2005, 01:37 PM
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Re: This kind of stuff makes you wonder if online poker sites are legit!
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I guess just a coincidence that as soon as I complained I started to get the cards. Just makes you think. [/ QUOTE ] A hallmark of stupidity is assigning meaning to coincidences. Not that you're stupid, or anything, but it just makes you think. 
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06-08-2005, 02:20 PM
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Re: This kind of stuff makes you wonder if online poker sites are legi
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A few weeks ago the wife was away for the weekend so I played alot of tourneys on Pokerstars. I was on the worst run/beat beats that you could imagine. [/ QUOTE ] I thought you were about 14 years old, but you have a wife. So you must be older, sigh. Long story short, no one cares about bad beat stories... EVER - even your close friends and loved ones don't want to hear them - and certainly a bunch of strangers looking to discuss actual poker strategy do not want to listen you whine about bad beats - try looking around the forum for a couple of weeks before you start posting a lot - I'm still fairly new and am still in the settling in phase on these boards - there is a lot to be learned by just reading - there is nothing to be learned by spamming dumbass bad beat and conspiracy posts on the forum
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#15
06-08-2005, 02:20 PM
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Re: This kind of stuff makes you wonder if online poker sites are legit!
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I can just picture it now... INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT The PRESIDENT of PokerStars sleeps soundly in bed next to his wife. A red phone on the nightstand RINGS. The President wakes up immediately and grabs the phone. PRESIDENT Talk to me. POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.) We have a Code Blue, sir. PRESIDENT Code Blue?! One of our players is on to us?? POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.) Yes, sir. Player #3948710984012. He sent us an email saying our site is rigged. Apparently he lost twice with bullets and his flush got broken by a straight flush. PRESIDENT Damn it! I thought we rewrote the programs to be less obvious than that? I'm surprised only one player caught on! POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.) What do we do? PRESIDENT What do you think you idiot? Give him status 13AC. Let him win with 7-4 offsuit, 6-2 suited. Any two cards, this guy wins. POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.) But sir, he will win literally hundreds of dollars! PRESIDENT I know, but if this is what it takes then it's what it takes. POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.) I'll get right on it. The President hangs up the phone. His wife stirs and rolls over. WIFE What's wrong dear? PRESIDENT Nothing honey. Just a close call. Go back to sleep. All is right with the world now. [/ QUOTE ] HAHAAHA
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#18
06-08-2005, 02:59 PM
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Re: This kind of stuff makes you wonder if online poker sites are legi
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] A few weeks ago the wife was away for the weekend so I played alot of tourneys on Pokerstars. I was on the worst run/beat beats that you could imagine. I got AA 2 hands in a row and was all in both hands (1 hand i had more than the other guy) before the flop. I hand I lost to AKh with a river flush and the other hand I lost to A10 w/ a straight 7-8-9-10-J. Stuff like this was happening all night and when I lost my flush to a straight flush I sent an email of my disgust to pokerstars staff. I know it was stupid, but I was frustrated, and had too many beers. I don't remember exactly what I wrote, but it was something to the tune that I think the site was fixed etc. I woke up this next morning (with a hangover) feeling awful that i wrote the note. They wrote back, but i just deleted it. I was too disgusted to read it. I took a shower and hopped into an $11+R room and I came in 2nd place and won $1600. Then I entered a $100 sit and go and won that for $472. I guess just a coincidence that as soon as I complained I started to get the cards. Just makes you think . [/ QUOTE ] Makes me think your an idiot... [/ QUOTE ] this is the unintentionally funny post of the day [/ QUOTE ] Durrrr. [/ QUOTE ] Thanks, 2 new t shirts for the collection. holla back, rakeback.
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06-08-2005, 05:55 PM
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Re: This kind of stuff makes you wonder if online poker sites are legit!
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I can just picture it now... INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT The PRESIDENT of PokerStars sleeps soundly in bed next to his wife. A red phone on the nightstand RINGS. The President wakes up immediately and grabs the phone. PRESIDENT Talk to me. POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.) We have a Code Blue, sir. PRESIDENT Code Blue?! One of our players is on to us?? POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.) Yes, sir. Player #3948710984012. He sent us an email saying our site is rigged. Apparently he lost twice with bullets and his flush got broken by a straight flush. PRESIDENT Damn it! I thought we rewrote the programs to be less obvious than that? I'm surprised only one player caught on! POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.) What do we do? PRESIDENT What do you think you idiot? Give him status 13AC. Let him win with 7-4 offsuit, 6-2 suited. Any two cards, this guy wins. POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.) But sir, he will win literally hundreds of dollars! PRESIDENT I know, but if this is what it takes then it's what it takes. POKERSTARS EMPLOYEE (O.S.) I'll get right on it. The President hangs up the phone. His wife stirs and rolls over. WIFE What's wrong dear? PRESIDENT Nothing honey. Just a close call. Go back to sleep. All is right with the world now. [/ QUOTE ] Dude, you owe me a new keyboard. I laughed so hard I spit beer all over my old one!
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