Great Fish Quote

[OrangeBaller]

I was playing on Prima this afternoon. The UTG had already been complaining about the bad beats he was receiving. On this hand he raises pre-flop and everyone folds to the BB who calls with 42s. Of course, the BB wins when he flops two pair and the UTG is really complaining now. Then the BB says, "what did you expect, I was in the big blind and everyone folded."

[Roland19]

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I was playing on Prima this afternoon. The UTG had already been complaining about the bad beats he was receiving. On this hand he raises pre-flop and everyone folds to the BB who calls with 42s. Of course, the BB wins when he flops two pair and the UTG is really complaining now. Then the BB says, "what did you expect, I was in the big blind and everyone folded."

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POTY

[pshabi]

I've got one that made me LOL. And I'm a cold-hearted sumuvabitch.

Fishie was also openly complaining about his bad beats. "I've had 10 10 twice and can't get [censored]." That's not the funny.

Anyway, he gets heads up in a hand where he raises EP and gets 3-bet. He caps.

Flop is 959 and he leads, gets raised, 3-bets and is capped.

Turn is a brick and he check/calls.

River is a 3rd nine and he check/calls.

Fishie turns over AJ for 3 9s, ace high.

His opponent turns over AA and scoops the pot.

Fishie types in the chat box, "Wow. This is bullshit."

LOL.

[A_Junglen]

I've encountered some "fish-table coaches" before that I found humorous (I used to be annoyed, but now I laugh).

After moving in for the second time in 4 hands (when its 5 handed in a SNG where blinds are large) I get called and immediately (like he already had it typed out ready to go) he says "works everytime but once."

then of course all of the various "grr only on pokerstars" "You got bodog'd", "Riverstar'd" "ace in every flop on UB"...etc. ah, it never ends.

"Do you have pockets?"

Or my all time favorite when i missed a straight draw and bet out the river with 8-high and got called by Queen high, "Good bet, I almost folded"

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I've encountered some "fish-table coaches...

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It's up there with worst play ever but the best bit is Fishie leaving because of it to probably go and play with the pro's. Don't know why, it was me that lost.

***** Hand History for Game 2792092040 *****
1/2 Texas Hold'em Game Table (Limit) - Wed Sep 28 20:51:47 EDT 2005
Table Beginners 1054117 (Real Money) -- Seat 5 is the button
Total number of players : 9
Seat 1: chenyupar ( $43.50)
Seat 2: Kahlone ( $61.37)
Seat 3: mackemgreg ( $75.25)
Seat 4: eugandash ( $31)
Seat 5: jk7and7 ( $41.50)
Seat 6: Mahlzeit ( $56.25)
Seat 8: mjezzy ( $105.45)
Seat 9: UFL_Gators ( $24.13)
Seat 10: dorseynelson ( $89.25)
Mahlzeit posts small blind (0.50)
mjezzy posts big blind (1)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to mackemgreg [ Kd, Kh ]
UFL_Gators folds.
dorseynelson calls (1)
chenyupar folds.
Kahlone folds.
mackemgreg raises (2) to 2
eugandash folds.
jk7and7 folds.
Mahlzeit raises (2.50) to 3
mjezzy raises (3) to 4
dorseynelson folds.
mackemgreg calls (2)
Mahlzeit calls (1)
** Dealing Flop ** : [ Qs, 6s, 8d ]
Mahlzeit bets (1)
mjezzy calls (1)
mackemgreg raises (2) to 2
Mahlzeit calls (1)
mjezzy calls (1)
** Dealing Turn ** : [ 3s ]
Mahlzeit bets (2)
mjezzy calls (2)
mackemgreg calls (2)
** Dealing River ** : [ 3c ]
Mahlzeit checks.
mjezzy bets (2)
mackemgreg calls (2)
Mahlzeit calls (2)
** Summary **
Main Pot: $30 | Rake: $1
Board: [ Qs 6s 8d 3s 3c ]

mjezzy balance $125.45, bet $10, collected $30, net +$20 [ Jh 3h ] [ three
of a kind, threes -- Qs,Jh,3h,3s,3c ]
mackemgreg balance $65.25, lost $10 [ Kd Kh ] [ two pairs, kings and
threes -- Kd,Kh,Qs,3s,3c ]
Mahlzeit balance $46.25, lost $10 [ Ah Ac ] [ two pairs, aces and threes --
Ah,Ac,Qs,3s,3c ]


jk7and7: pice of XXXX
jk7and7: whtn u callin a raise with
jk7and7: get the fck out of here
jk7and7: the fck
jk7and7: XXX
jk7and7: sht eater
jk7and7: go away
jk7and7: lrn how 2 play
Mahlzeit: he won didnt her
Mahlzeit: then his game is working well
jk7and7: WHAT GET LUCKY WXXXLONG WILL THAT LAST
Mahlzeit: hey its his money
Mahlzeit: i know it sucks when someone wiht a hand like that beats you trust
me it happens a lot
jk7and7: keep pulling sht like tht
jk7and7: sht up jizz
jk7and7: dumb ass plyers
mackemgreg: you upsetting people jezzy?
mjezzy: so
jk7and7: to scared to even say a word
jk7and7: where u from not america
jk7and7: XXX
jk7and7: talk puss
mjezzy: u r an a hole
mjezzy: short stack
jk7and7: wXXXmuch u buy in for
mjezzy: 30
mjezzy: yeah u suck
jk7and7: yeah im up 30 and i suck ur smart
mjezzy: compared 2 me yeah
jk7and7: fck ths table
jk7and7 has left the table.

[Eder]

Actually calling with 4 2 s in this spot is not too fishy if EP cant get away from a hand (big pot) and you play decent post flop. Calling for 1SB to win maybe 5 BB seems decent.

[junkmail3]

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Actually calling with 4 2 s in this spot is not too fishy if EP cant get away from a hand (big pot) and you play decent post flop. Calling for 1SB to win maybe 5 BB seems decent.

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HAHAA!!! Give me the party name of the fish who said that! Best one yet!

[Eder]

I guess you are resonding to me...

pokenum -h ah kd - 4s 2s
Holdem Hi: 1712304 enumerated boards
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Kd Ah 1040451 60.76 662863 38.71 8990 0.53 0.610
4s 2s 662863 38.71 1040451 60.76 8990 0.53 0.390


pokenum -h ah qs - 4s 2s
Holdem Hi: 1712304 enumerated boards
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Qs Ah 1066661 62.29 635649 37.12 9994 0.58 0.626
4s 2s 635649 37.12 1066661 62.29 9994 0.58 0.374

pokenum -h as qs - 4s 2s
Holdem Hi: 1712304 enumerated boards
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
As Qs 1137685 66.44 563220 32.89 11399 0.67 0.668
4s 2s 563220 32.89 1137685 66.44 11399 0.67 0.332

Whatever... I don't call EP raise with this crap either, but I'm weak like that.

[theben]

i love stupid people