chuck norris v. mike tyson

[unlucky513]

who wins?

[ddollevoet]

In his prime, Tyson was unstoppable... even by Chuck Norris.

[SL__72]

Chuck Norris in his prime, Tyson 10 years from now, Tyson still kicks his ass no problem.

[STLantny]

um...i think the real question would be, what percentage of chuck norris, would mike tyson eat.

[closer2313]

Chuck Norris

If you ever saw that episode of Walker Texas Ranger where he killed a bear with his bare hands, you would know why.

[smokingrobot]

this is difficult for so many reasons

1) tyson cant box - no technical skill
2) tyson definately has more mass, so the force of his punch will most likely knock norris right the [censored] of his feet
3) is this tyson in his younger days? or present?
4) ibid for norris
5) while norris may be akung fu master, i wonder how he would hold up if tyson could get inside and close ... i am assuming tyson would only need a few shots to the chin to bust norris, but could he get them in?

jeez, i cant decide.

[unreal_nh]

is it even close???

[unlucky513]

this has been an ongoing debate with my friends..

assume both are in their prime.

chuck wins the UFC fight, tyson wins the street fight.

i don't think there would be anything scarrier than having to fight mike tyson in a street fight. that dude is crazy, no telling what he'd do.

Since the late 1980s, Chuck Norris has been training with Rickson Gracie and an guy named Machado in Brazilian Jujitsu. Norris may be a black belt at this by now. The Chuck Norris of 15 years ago would beat the Mike Tyson of 15 years ago.

Today, I take Tyson because Norris is 60 years old or more.

[samjjones]

You guys do realize that before he became a cheesy action star, Chuck Norris was a world-class karate champ. If in their absolute primes, I still think Tyson wins this, since a properly motivated 21 year old Tyson was like Tony Montana at the end of Scarface.