Pokerstars-- proving once again

[JJNJustin]

that to become a champion poker player all you need to do is sit on your ass all day at home and eat cookies until you have a good double chin.

[billyjex]

you suck

[Rasputin]

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that to become a champion poker player all you need to do is sit on your ass all day at home and eat cookies until you have a good double chin.

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I knew I was doing something wrong. Which is more +EV, chocolate chip, simple sugar cookies, or oatmeal raisin?

[TemetNosce]

Chocolate chip with macadamia nuts washed down with a glass of heavy whipping cream would provide some serious +EV.

[Guthrie]

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Which is more +EV, chocolate chip, simple sugar cookies, or oatmeal raisin?

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Oatmeal raisin. They're high in fiber, which makes you need to take a crap, which gets you away from the table, which means you lose less.

[lighterjobs]

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Which is more +EV, chocolate chip, simple sugar cookies, or oatmeal raisin?

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Oatmeal raisin. They're high in fiber, which makes you need to take a crap, which gets you away from the table, which means you lose less.

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who said anything about crapping in the bathroom?

[TobDog]

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Which is more +EV, chocolate chip, simple sugar cookies, or oatmeal raisin?


Oatmeal raisin. They're high in fiber, which makes you need to take a crap, which gets you away from the table, which means you lose less.



who said anything about crapping in the bathroom?

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Who says you cant setup your "office" in the bathroom?

[dcasper70]

so diapers are -ev???

[dogsballs]

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so diapers are -ev???

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Depends.

[dogsballs]

btw, not my original depends joke. I recycled it. Cant rememebr who gets the credit.